I think I just need to be alone for awhile.
Like a modern day Romeo and Juliet, Tony Romo (Tonotes)and Jessica Simpson, the Dallas Cowboys quarterback and the singer who was once famous for being a singer but is now only famous for dating the Dallas Cowboys quarterback, have ended their relationship.
The pair had little chance of making it in our tabloid-fueled world, what with every ill-conceived trip to the beach and relationship critique from Terrell Owens becoming fodder for the paparazzi and Eminem videos. Still, they persevered for however long it’s been since they started dating.
People magazine broke the news:
“She is heartbroken,” says the source. “She loves Tony. But it’s been difficult lately. He’s busy with his career and she’s getting ready to shoot her show (The Price of Beauty). They decided to part ways.”
That’s a good source. Even while describing the heartbreak of a friend, the source manages to get in a plug for Jessica Simpson’s new show.
this on the heels of “And then he Spanked her?” and “whacking day”?
Regardless, Romo needed her out of his life. His quest for fame and glory on the field (and therefore MY fame and glory as a die hard Cowboys fan) has been sidetracked by her for long enough…for example famously going to Mexico just before a playoff game the Cowboys eventually lost.
Her skin isn’t yellow enough to be a real Simpson.
Just the right shade for OJ, though. What, what’d I say???
One of my all-time favorite songs seems appropriate here:
romeo and juliet
louis and ms. antoinette
napoleon and josephine
mickey and the rodent queen
antony and cleopatra
nicholas and alexandra
ken and barbie, dick and jane
superman and lois lane
impressed
i am not impressed
i love you the best
i am not impressed
it’s a bunch of losers
a lot of fools
a list of victims
not all that cool
and we’ve got nothing in this world
to live up to
i’ll never kill you this i swear
then kill myself just to be fair
i’ll never need another queen
we’ll never face the guillotine
because love is gentle love is kind
Doesn’t poison baby’s wine
isn’t jealous or provoked
doesn’t quit or give up hope
impressed
i am not impressed
forget all the rest
i am not impressed
it’s just a bunch of losers
it’s a lot of fools
it’s a long list of victims
it’s got nothing to do with me and you
Wow, first the Fat Boys break up, and now this…….
Holy batpellets Batman! I didn’t know Republibot 3.0 could sing!
What song do these lyrics belong to?
I feel bad for Jessica. Romo eh……….
@ Tony Rome:
The song was written by Tonio K, a Christian musician, but it was covered around 1986 by Charlie Sexton, who had a modest hit with it.
Tonio K…. holy cow that brings back memories… what next Daniel Amos or Whiteheart?