No, not that Oscar

Eric | Saturday, 18th of July 2009 at 04:00:43 AM

"Distraught Favre to potentially sign with the rival Vikings, Packer fans accept anyone but Aaron Rodgers as their new savior."

Surely our crack (and alliterative) staff can come up with a better headline for this one, straight outta Racine, WI.

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July 18th, 2009 | Tags: I'm an excellent driver, Oscar Meyer Wiener, Yeah | Category: Actions Speak Louder Than Words, Eric Porvaznik, Idiots

26 comments to No, not that Oscar

• Lars Walker

  July 18, 2009 at 5:23 AM · Reply

  Screen capture from the conclusion of the long-lost Hitchcock classic, “North by Midwest.”

• Matt Helm

  July 18, 2009 at 5:44 AM · Reply

  Good one, Lars. I had Hitch-cock on the brain too when I saw this.

• Republibot 3.0

  July 18, 2009 at 6:53 AM · Reply

  “You see? This is why it’s wrong to be gay. This thing would have fit in a tunnel…”

• David Marcoe

  July 18, 2009 at 6:57 AM · Reply

  Just glad it wasn’t a foot-long, or then they’d really be in trouble…

• Tracy, txmom2many

  July 18, 2009 at 7:08 AM · Reply

  Sausage skewers storeroom?

  Wiener whacks warehouse?

  I’m just not as good as Floyd.

  • fritz8945

    July 18, 2009 at 8:26 AM · Reply

    No one’s as good as Floyd! Nevermind. I just lost my train of thought. I hate to fib this early in the morning.

• Tracy, txmom2many

  July 18, 2009 at 7:11 AM · Reply

  shoulda read the story, that’s a house.

• fritz8945

  July 18, 2009 at 8:28 AM · Reply

  “Frank Fractures Framework!”

• Matt Helm

  July 18, 2009 at 8:31 AM · Reply

  This reminds me of the best hotdogs I ever had that you can only get in Maine. They have these foot long, all pork, bright red hotdogs up there. I checked online to see about ordering them and you got to shell out $70 to have them shipped. I just might have to break down and do it.

• G-MAN

  July 18, 2009 at 9:32 AM · Reply

  O gets his health care package rammed through the House.

• Floyd

  July 18, 2009 at 9:55 AM · Reply

  Oscar Mayer: He’s Your Backdoor Man.

  Mystery Meat Mangles Middle Class Mansion.

• fritz8945

  July 18, 2009 at 10:04 AM · Reply

  Tube Steak Trashes Townhouse!

• Brandon

  July 18, 2009 at 10:16 AM · Reply

  Wrong hole! Wrong hole!

• Brandon

  July 18, 2009 at 10:17 AM · Reply

  Local House Wishes Vaseline truck Arrived First.

  • Floyd

    July 18, 2009 at 11:28 AM · Reply

    at least he brought dinner!

• fritz8945

  July 18, 2009 at 11:32 AM · Reply

  Sausage Slams Stall!

• G-MAN

  July 18, 2009 at 11:34 AM · Reply

  She couldn’t tell if the weiner was coming or going.

• JS Lawalin

  July 18, 2009 at 11:41 AM · Reply

  “Weiner wrecks house; Oscar Meyer vehicle damaged”

  The New York Times: “Hot Dog Van Strikes House, Women and Minorities Hardest-Hit”

  • Eric

    July 18, 2009 at 3:12 PM · Reply

    Wrong part of Racine for minorities, JS, but I like it, like it, yes I do.

• Outlaw13

  July 18, 2009 at 12:06 PM · Reply

  Talk about throwing a hot dog down a hallway…jeeze.

• G-MAN

  July 18, 2009 at 2:18 PM · Reply

  Good to see you, Outlaw.

• Republibot 3.0

  July 18, 2009 at 2:58 PM · Reply

  “Looks like Sis is home…”

• fritz8945

  July 18, 2009 at 6:31 PM · Reply

  Headline seen in the Chicago Trib.: “Kelly and Her Overnight Date Return to the Bundy Household.”

• Eric

  July 18, 2009 at 9:53 PM · Reply

  All great, but gotta go with Brandon as the weiner winner.

  Local House Wishes Vaseline truck Arrived First.

  • Stephanie

    July 18, 2009 at 9:56 PM · Reply

    outstanding!

• fritz8945

  July 18, 2009 at 9:55 PM · Reply

  Don’t forget the German word for Vaseline is veinerschlider.

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