Comments on: Going Down… Mr. Tyler?

By: Lars Walker

Lars Walker — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 16:11:57 +0000

I’m desperately trying to come up with a South Dakota joke here. We Minnesotans laugh at South Dakotans. We are suave and sophisticated. They are hayseeds. We have a vibrant cultural life. They still get their entertainment from Crosley radios. I was going to say the story must be bogus, because there’s nothing in S. Dak. high enough to fall off of and get hurt. But Mount Rushmore and the Black Hills are in South Dak., so that doesn’t work. Now, falling off Washington’s nose on Mt. Rushmore–that would be newsworthy. But I can’t find a joke there. So, in conclusion–bffffffltttttttt!

By: Rufus

Rufus — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 16:03:44 +0000

Fritz,

I remember hearing this quite awhile ago, and if it’s true, I’d love to know the full story. Supposedly Liv Tyler grew up thinking Todd Rundgren was her father, until she reached a certain age and her mother told her it was Steven Tyler. What kind of mom can credibly use a different, rock icon as a cover for a real, rock icon? I’m pretty sure her mom was not a librarian, if you catch my drift…

By: Mr Sideous

Mr Sideous — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 15:57:24 +0000

didn’t that american icon have STDs on his tongue?

By: fritz8945

fritz8945 — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 15:55:03 +0000

Getting back to the subject of breeding, how did such an ugly dude produce such a beautiful daughter?

By: kbiel

kbiel — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 15:41:21 +0000

Good thing Janie’s got a gun. I need to borrow it and put myself out the misery of this pun-ditry. Now go play with the toys in the attic.

By: Eric

Eric — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 15:11:26 +0000

No, no, JFN. That’s what the real fans do, knock our heads against a wall to remind ourselves “AngelCryinAmazingCrazyIDon’tWannaMissAThing” doesn’t exist. That’s right, I used the song in singular.

By: Tracy, txmom2many

Tracy, txmom2many — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 15:04:24 +0000

I can’t stand him. Anyone who puts their own daughter stripping in a video is MESSED UP.

But I do like the music and hope he’s able to keep rocking.

By: Floyd

Floyd — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 15:01:51 +0000

At 61 he probably saw a bran muffin… and thought… “I ain’t seen nuthin’ til I’m down on that muffin.” and then lost his balance.

By: JohnFN

JohnFN — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 14:59:09 +0000

Maybe he knocked his head and thinks he’s in 1970s Aerosmith again.

By: Eric

Eric — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 14:42:36 +0000

Uncle Salty hopes it’s a sunny day outside his hospital window. Me, well, you see me crying, my adam’s apple a little choked up, as I pray Steven gets to spin round and round ad infinitum. Falling down? No more no more.