Frozen koalas to be tossed at rally cars

The Repco World Rally Championship starts tomorrow in Australia, home of the Holden. But be on the lookout drivers, protesters are aiming to toss dead road kill at race cars and onto the track. In Ohio, I would call this “going to work.”

Police say dead koalas and other frozen road kill may be used to disrupt the Australian leg of the Repco World Rally Championship in the Tweed Valley tomorrow.

Head of the Tweed-Byron police, Superintendent Michael Kenny, told local media protest groups rallying against the racing event would be watched closely after rumours began circulating about the use of dead animals, the lighting of fires and people laying across the track.

I’m surprised environmentalists in the states haven’t given this a try. Wait, that would mean getting getting shots and dealing with a crowd of people with a high NRA representation – a big no since environmentalists tend to have no balls.

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