Since we’re playing Truth or Dare, I figured y’all would be interested in more honest facts about Rufus. (And do we really need the adjective there? I mean, this is a conservative site. Although I guess our lib stalkers would need the “honest” clarification.)
Anyway, since I have known Rufus, for like – oh, months – I am privy to a great deal of intimate information that he is just too darn shy to share. For example:
1. Could not be dissuaded from lighting up a stogie while returning from Europe on The Hindenburg.
2. Has a phone number that actually starts with “555″.
3. Once dated Billie Jean King, Martina Navratolova and Ellen Degeneres, with predictable consequences now known as “the Rufus effect” in medical circles.
4. Auditioned to be the guy in the “Ding Fries Are Done” video.
5. Family motto: “Semper ubi sub ubi”.
6. Went to the premire of “Brokeback Mountain”. With Floyd.
7. Devoutly believes that Gary Burghoff is the greatest actor in history.
8. Prefers Oates to Hall. (Which is TOTALLY gay).
9. Watches old Batman episodes with his TV tilted at a compensating angle, so that everything appears to be straight and level.
10. Has attempted to write his name in the snow, but only got as far as “Rufus Fir-”
Print
Digg
StumbleUpon
del.icio.us
Facebook
Yahoo! Buzz
Twitter
Google Bookmarks
Google Buzz
LinkedIn
MSN Reporter
MySpace
Orkut
Ping.fm
Reddit
RSS
Slashdot
Technorati
Tumblr
Webnews.de
You going to take that,Rufus?
I also heard that Rufus actually cried like a girl when he found out Robin wasn’t in the last two Batman flicks!
I will neither confirm nor deny that statement, but, for the record, on the rare occassions I do cry I shed manly tears. When they hit the ground venus fly traps spring up.
Rufus,
They have prostate drugs to take care of number 10.
My rebut:
3. Any woman who has rejected my advances must, ipso facto, not be straight.
4. I have worked as a fry cook. I can break down, clean and refill an industrial fryer in 20 minutes flat.
5. And when I do it’s usually something unusual.
6. And he did not go for the ol’ hole in the bottom of the popcorn box trick.
7. Wrong, Bill Paxton playing Chet in “Weird Science” is the greatest acting performance in history.
8. Make sure you pronounce that properly. It’s “oat-ez.”
9. (Even though this list is not funny in the least, I may have laughed out loud when I read this one.)
10. It’s “Rufus Tiberius Firefly, Esquire,” and I even dot the “i’s.”
Same middle name as James Tiberius Kirk
He’s also an avid “Trekky.”
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!