Yes: I was ohsoclose to making this “Top 5 Crap Award-winners of All Time”, but I’m already sick of the subject.
5. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be? a fabulously dressed Frenchwoman
4. Where would you most like to live? Paris
3. What is your most treasured possession? my Eiffel Tower brooch
2. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? unemployment
1. What is your favorite occupation? international spy
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5. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be? A twenty-first century Frank Sinatra.
4. Where would you most like to live? Camden, ME
3. What is your most treasured possession? My great-great grandfather’s Civil War documents and the dried Magnolia he kept from the siege of Port Hudson. Imagine, someone stopping to smell the flowers during battle.
2. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? Dental work.
1. What is your favorite occupation? Bestselling author.
5.A House cat
4.Montreal
3.My animals
2.What Matt said
1.Train engineer
5. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be? A man women find attractive.
4. Where would you most like to live? Summer in Norway, winter in Kenyon, Minnesota.
3. What is your most treasured possession? My great-grandfather’s lap desk, containing letters from his father in Norway. Not actually a possession; I have it in trust. But how is that different from anything else I own?
2. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? Slavery.
1. What is your favorite occupation? Successful actor. (Non-successful actor stinks, which is why I never bothered to try it.)
5. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be? A Texan.
4. Where would you most like to live? 1960 Hawthorne, CA, next door to Brian, Carl and Dennis Wilson.
3. What is your most treasured possession? My Martin HD-35.
2. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? End-of-trimester Comment-writing. Days on end agonizing over a semi-colon, a hard deadline awaiting, a wretched registrar breathing down my neck, and oh yes, I also have to teach, too. Ain’t no nitrous oxide you can take to help you get through that.
1. What is your favorite occupation? Studio musician.
5. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be? Steve McQueen (preferably without the mesothelioma).
4. Where would you most like to live? Austin, TX.
3. What is your most treasured possession? My grandfather’s WWII paraphernalia and the encased flag from his military funeral.
2. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? Modern Liberalism.
1. What is your favorite occupation? World Series champ.
5. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?: Republibot 3.0, only with more money
4. Where would you most like to live?: Space
3. What is your most treasured possession?: Myself, obviously.
2. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?: People forced to suffer under the yoke of not being me. Or the French. It could go either way.
1. What is your favorite occupation?: Being Republibot 3.0, obviously.
5. Die and come back….myself… why would I trade my wife and kids for anything else?
4. Live? a ranch somewhere in the Hill Country of Texas — w/in an hour or so of Austin, TX.
3. Treasured possession: I’m hopelessly unsentimental, but I would have to say my grandfather’s WW2 POW records. The Germans keep better records than anything. Fingerprinted, religion, hometown, two photos…
2. Lowest depths of misery…. Hell
1. Favorite occupation… Professor — love college kids, love easy summers, love reading books and talking about them and their ideas. Dream job? Dallas Cowboys QB or Rich Eisen’s job at NFL Network
5. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be? An international reknowned movie star and singer.
4. Where would you most like to live? New York City baby
3. What is your most treasured possession? My personal telegram from President Ronald Wilson Reagan mmmm mmmm mmm
2. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? losing ones self respect
1. What is your favorite occupation? Counter terrorism operative
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5. Famous “Right-Wing” filmmaker
4. Like where I’m living, right now – Southern Oregon. You can take the Northern part!
3. Hard to choose between my AR-15 and my Hi-Def camera.
2. Passing a kidney stone!
1. Phu Khen AV-8er!
+JMJ+
5. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be?
Someone whose parents encourage rather than dismiss her gymnastics lessons
4. Where would you most like to live?
Houston, Texas =P
3. What is your most treasured possession?
My guitar!
2. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
Working the graveyard shift and never getting to see your family at regular meal times
1. What is your favorite occupation?
High school teacher! (I’m hoping to go back to teaching full time next school year.)
Hope you make it back to teaching, too! Good to see so many Threedonia commenters and bloggers in the profession. Gives one REAL hope!
5. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be? Socrates. I love the way he turned civilization upside down with simple logic. I’d probably skip the poisoning at the end, though.
4. Where would you most like to live? Kona, Hawaii
3. What is your most treasured possession? My ’94 Mustang
2. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? Working in sales
1. What is your favorite occupation? Movie critic for a right-wing website staffed entirely by Maxim cover girls. I was so close to getting that one, but I didn’t have the right resume for it.
5. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be? A much-loved lap dog.
4. Where would you most like to live? Ireland
3. What is your most treasured possession? Don’t know-there is nothing that I own that I couldn’t live without.
2. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? when someone you love throws you under the bus.
1. What is your favorite occupation? writer
5. If you were to die and come back as a person or a thing, what would it be? When I die, please don’t make me come back. It’s been fun, but once through is good.
4. Where would you most like to live? Right where I am, but maybe with a little more space around me.
3. What is your most treasured possession? The ashes of my children.
2. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery? Waking up the day after someone you love dies.
1. What is your favorite occupation? Again, livin it. I wanted to be a mom and teacher. Next I’d like to be a midwife but I’d like to specialize in helping parents who either receive a fatal prenatal diagnosis or the knowledge that the child has already died have the birth experience they want. That or bereavement photography. Or both.
5. myself, with do overs.
4. wherever my corrected life takes me.
3. pen and ink drawings by my Grandmother.
2. living with no hope.
1. tenured college professor.