Because Rich might be speaking to him at this moment, and happen to mention that he’s a 3D pin-up, and I don’t want him to have any trouble finding himself.
Because I’d do those Fox boys alphabetically. But I’d start with him.
Because he’s so much better than his caricature at Weekly Standard.
Because until Jonah gets plugs, he’s my goatee go-to guy.
Because he’s the best-looking man on the Fox All-Stars panel.
Because he’s made me imagine a moment with just the two of us, that Special Report desk, and some heavy, sweaty, nekkid breathing.
Because I’m a sucker for a cute conservative.
Because I cried when I couldn’t find a bigger picture.
Because…damn! can’t a gal get a little love from the right wing, if you know what I mean, and I think you do…Stephen, it’s [email protected]