(bumped)A Fox News Hubba-hubba: Stephen Hayes

Because Rich might be speaking to him at this moment, and happen to mention that he’s a 3D pin-up, and I don’t want him to have any trouble finding himself.

Because I’d do those Fox boys alphabetically.  But I’d start with him.

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Because he’s so much better than his caricature at Weekly Standard.

Because until Jonah gets plugs, he’s my goatee go-to guy.

Because he’s the best-looking man on the Fox All-Stars panel.

Because he’s made me imagine a moment with just the two of us, that Special Report desk, and some heavy, sweaty, nekkid breathing.

Because I’m a sucker for a cute conservative.

Because I cried when I couldn’t find a bigger picture.

Because…damn! can’t a gal get a little love from the right wing, if you know what I mean, and I think you do…Stephen, it’s gutette@yahoo.com.

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