To be honest, I’m less than impressed.
GOSSAU, Switzerland – Authorities say an Italian man took reckless driving to new heights in 11 frantic minutes of traffic violations in eastern Switzerland.They say they first spotted the 47-year-old driver as he sped his jeep past an unmarked police car at 100 miles per hour in a rainstorm Sunday.
Driving dangerously close to other cars on the autobahn, he then allegedly ignored police attempts to pull him over — first with a stop sign, and then with flashing lights and sirens.
Oh the stories I could tell.
Lemme guess – when they finally pulled him over – the panicked driver shouted, “The cheese made me do it!” Not believing the man, the arresting officer looked inside the man’s car, to see a large block of Swiss cheese sitting in the passenger seat.
People are surprised that an Italian was driving like this? Have you ever tried crossing the street in Rome? It’s like playing Frogger!
“Have you ever tried crossing the street in Rome? It’s like playing Frogger!”
Well played sir.
Well played.