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Silly Sally Was So Silly


Laughter the best medicine? Some old, some news, so you decide …

Q: What’s the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don’t think they’re funny and everyone else doesn’t think they’re jokes.

Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.

Q: What’s the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?
A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.

Q: What’s the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama?
A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.

Q: What’s the difference between Obama’s cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One’s full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for prisoners.

Q: What’s the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: What’s the difference between a zoo and the White House?
A: A zoo has an African lion and the White House has a lyin’ African.

Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!

Q: What do you call the US after four years of Obama and the Liberal congress?
A: An Obama-nation.

Q: What’s the difference between Obama and Hitler?
A: Hitler wrote his own book.

Q: What’s another difference between Obama and Hitler?
A: Hitler got the Olympics to come to his country.

Q: Why doesn’t Obama pray?
A: It’s impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.

17 comments to Silly Sally Was So Silly

  • JS Lawalin

    Heck, the pic alone is priceless.

  • Rufus

    Love the Gene Rayburn reference.

  • Veruckt

    That is some good stuff. I needed that.

    For those of you not familiar with the outstanding Despair Inc (makers of those hysterical demotivational posters) I just got their new catalog and they had some hysterical, decidely Conservative stuff in it. My personal favorite being a shirt that shows the US Capitol building on it and says:


    If you think our problems are bad you should see our solutions.”

    Good stuff.

  • Floyd

    The Greta thing made me LOL. That is good stuff.

  • The College Widow

    A very impressive list of belly-laughs! Thanks for these!

    Rufus: thanks for confirming the Gene Rayburn connection. All we need now is Brett Sommers and we’re cookin’.

    • Floyd

      Well there is this for you CW:

      CNR Lies

    • CW, can’t remember how long you’ve been an inhabitant of Threedonia (I hang my head in shame), going back to your former nom de plume, so pardon if this is a repeat for your eyes and ears — RAYBURN (AND CNR) RULES!!!!

      • The College Widow

        Thanks, Eric! I was known until recently here in Threedonia-land as Rocky Sullivan in tribute to Cagney and have been around since the beginning…though not commenting until a few months ago.

        I remember the original post but glad to have a refresher. August seems so long ago now. Thanks for the link.

        **Insert CNR-style laugh here**

        • I kick myself every time I drive by the Falcon Theatre in Toluca Lake (which is quite frequently considering it’s around the corner and on my route to work and church ministry on Sundays) for not seeing CNR’s one-man show not too long ago. Had access to seats, too — grumblegrumblegrumble…

          Yes, kicking one’s self while driving is possible. Not recommended, but possible.

  • +JMJ+

    The best political jokes are also major eye-openers.

    I hadn’t really thought about it that way, but, yeah, Hitler did get the Olympics for his country. What a sad fail for the Obama camp . . .

  • The only thing better for Obama would have been to get the Olympics in Chicago, and a white guy to win 4 gold medals in track & field events!

    “I am not a racist…I don’t like his white half either!”

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