Studying for the Multi-State Professional Responsibility Exam (MPRE). I just read 5 pages explaining to me why I can’t sleep with my clients. Time well spent…
I would certainly skip the not sleeping with your clients part, it is one of the perks of the job like 401k or dental.
My random entertainment for the day. Around this time every year we hire additional agents for the upcoming selling season and this year we are hiring about 200 more. Out of every new crop you will inevitably get someone using a really inappropriate personal email address on their application. Here is today’s which will be partially censored obviously for privacy reasons.
“Lay some pipe” is a euphemism for, as Viggo’s Lalin would say, humpin’, man. My creepy boss used to say it all the time when he was plannin’ on getting some from his gal after work. Insert shudder here.
No it just means you’d be better suited to management where screwing people is a requirement. In sales we tend to look more for incompetence, severe alcoholism, or perhaps kleptomania.
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You know, Winslow Homer rocked. Seriously.
Studying for the Multi-State Professional Responsibility Exam (MPRE). I just read 5 pages explaining to me why I can’t sleep with my clients. Time well spent…
Learning from experience is considerably harder work. Or so I’ve heard.
Blackhawk, which profession are you in?
Currently in law school, so a student now. Come May I expect to be unemployed.
I’m so glad you read it, it would seem many lawyers just skip that part.
The ethics charges can’t be nearly as bad as something like psychiatry.
Just drink lots of caffiene…
I would certainly skip the not sleeping with your clients part, it is one of the perks of the job like 401k or dental.
My random entertainment for the day. Around this time every year we hire additional agents for the upcoming selling season and this year we are hiring about 200 more. Out of every new crop you will inevitably get someone using a really inappropriate personal email address on their application. Here is today’s which will be partially censored obviously for privacy reasons.
pipeLayer69@_______.com
Does that mean I’m out of the running V?
Now that is funny!
I get the “69″ but not the “pipelayer”
“Lay some pipe” is a euphemism for, as Viggo’s Lalin would say, humpin’, man. My creepy boss used to say it all the time when he was plannin’ on getting some from his gal after work. Insert shudder here.
Trzupr,
No it just means you’d be better suited to management where screwing people is a requirement. In sales we tend to look more for incompetence, severe alcoholism, or perhaps kleptomania.
T minus 3 years, 4 days.
My vote for quote of the century:
“Conservatism is too important to leave to the Republican Party”
- Dick Morris
Here’s some entertainment, but only if you have a bottle of Scotch handy:
http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=5500244n&tag=cbsnewsTopThreePromoArea.0;fdPromo
On second thought, only a masochist could watch the whole thing.