Comments on: 10 Trillion People Will Read This Article

By: Tracy, txmom2many

Tracy, txmom2many — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 04:19:26 +0000

Do you know how many people die each year in shopping cart accidents?

I didn’t think so. But Oprah and Obama do, just ask them.

So are you replacing Mike, ya know, since that whole Ann Coulter thing?

By: Veruckt

Veruckt — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 04:10:29 +0000

Many thanks all. It really is astounding that no one and I mean no one questions the President’s numbers or any of the statistics that are trotted out in this debate. Even the uninsured numbers from the Census Bureau are based on an optional question that was only done on a small percentage of census surveys between 3 and 5 years ago (the findings weren’t released until 2007). Even calling them an approximation is giving them undeserved legitimacy.

We have bigger fish to fry here. Do you know how many people become amputees each year from untreated rugburn? 973. Yes, it’s true because I said so.

By: G-MAN

G-MAN — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 02:53:27 +0000

Good job, V.
Floyd, you forgot all about the alien abductions and Zombie attacks.

By: Floyd

Floyd — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:56:37 +0000

No — the grim reaper strikes those without life insurance. A quick death is relatively cheap.

By: The College Widow

The College Widow — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 23:50:06 +0000

I have managed to somehow survive without health insurance for over two years now. Does this mean that the Grim Reaper will be coming for me at any moment?

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:50:24 +0000

Oh wow..we have a new blogger here n stuff! Good one Veruckt!

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:48:30 +0000

Don’t they ever teach arithmatic in schools anymore….. Hey Barack…1 + 1 = 2…2 + 2 = 4…. even a terribly dyslexic moron like me KNOWS THAT!

By: Floyd

Floyd — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:34:45 +0000

40,000 people went homeless while I read this, 30 children were abducted by complete strangers and 400 people died of bee stings and then became gay.

By: Raoul Ortega

Raoul Ortega — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:29:01 +0000

Or course people are “losing their health insurance.” That’s what happens when you tie it to a particular job, and when your policies have the effect of raising unemployment to heights that Jimmy Carter left for Ronald Reagan. (Gotta get in a “blame the previous guy”, too.)

So rather than decoupling the two, our Prevaricator-in-Chief wants to nationalize it, thus giving the FEMA people who were so adept at handling Katrina a permanent man-caused disaster that’ll make people begin to welcome the way they handle the natural disasters.

By: Kevin S

Kevin S — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 22:15:28 +0000

538,897.2 people have contracted lung cancer since you started reading this. Do something, anything! Think of the children.