I get this from a college buddy who is now a financial guy… It’s funny cuz it’s true — the older I get the riskier they both seem.
And the joke came with it:
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune.
One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
“I may look like just an ordinary guy,” he said to her, “but in just a few years, my father will die and I will inherit $200 million.”
Impressed, the woman asked for his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
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On the very, very rare occassions when Mrs. Firefly does something bordering on annoying, and she senses I am getting a bit frustrated she smiles and starts singing the Johnny Taylor song, “Cheaper to keep her.”
That picture should have a second line that says “but the blonde is a better ride”.