Obamacare Supporters – An Internet Safari

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Can’t get enough of that poster, and it really does have something to do with the topic of this post: health care. Specifically, I am always fascinated by the other side in this (or any) debate. A part of that is simple intellectual curiosity, a part of that is I constantly hear the Jesuits whispering in my ear: “always challenge your beliefs Rich.” (Also: “Use The Force”, although I’m not quite sure what that means).

Anyways – I went on a little internet expedition to the dark corners of the web where socialist health-care supporters lurk. There were, of course, a few harrowing moments – we narrowly avoided being trampled by a wild-horde of Pelosi supporters at one point – but I managed to collect a number of trinkets. Shall we take a look?

We shall:

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If you can’t design a decent poster, given all of the tools that are available today, why would you assume that the bleedin’ government could design a decent health-care plan? Ugly colors. Crappy graphics and the author could not even be bothered to center his text. Ugh.

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More crappy work. Why it was necessary to use a different point size on each and every line, I have no idea.

And do you expect that the author is more worried about “mobs” saying mean things at town hall meetings than he is concerned about jihadists gunning down and blowing up Americans?

Me too.

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Hey, I googled “health care posters” and this came up. And we should not be surprised that it did. There’s a cure there for what ails you.

Take two and call me in the morning!

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You know,  President Obama has permanently sullied the reputation of an innocent geometric shape. The poor circle: it was minding it’s own business, providing the template for wheels and cannon-bores everywhere, when this goof-ball kidnaps it for his own nefarious ends. What did the circle ever do to deserve it?

At least we still have the ellipse…

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From “Top Pun”. It’s his “pun name”. Get it? Because if you don’t, Top Pun is willing to repeat it four thousand times. If we do get public health care crammed down our throats (and other orifices) I hope they can cure whatever the hell is wrong with this guy. And quickly.

health_care_poster-p228870937183489241tdcp_400And all of the houses have little Obama-symbols on them! How nice. That way, the thought police know who’s been naughty and who’s been nice.

This one not subtle enough for you? Then try the next one on for size:

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No, I didn’t create this in some Floyd-like narcotic+alcohol-induced trance, and no, I don’t understand it either.

Let’s just move along…

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I’ve seen this quote a lot, and I wonder if Dr. King actually said it. Because, if he did, I’m thinking that – upon a bit of reflection – he might have come up with some other forms of inequality that are more shocking and inhumane. Lynching, slavery, murder, beatings and rape spring immediately to mind.

But perhaps that’s just me.

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OK. Somebody spent some time on this. Bravo. The message is stupid and inaccurate and it’s insulting that he expropriated a symbol from a war that was fought to defeat socialism in order to argue in favor of socialism, but – other than those little details – not bad.

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What’s the word to describe something like this?

“Pathetic”

That’s the word.

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Zombie for Blackhawk?

Check.

Cleavage for Outlaw?

Check.

Abject denial of what “universal health care” would do to the nation and the economy?

Check – check!

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“This business supports health care reform.”

Translation: “This business is run by an idiot”.

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The banner says “Physicians for a National Health Program”. If any of the people holding the banner are Physicians, it’s plain why they would support socialized medicine: the only way they are going to get any patients to come to them is if the government forces them to.

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