Book Tour Hubba-hubba: Todd Palin

Because here’s the reason Sarah’s always smiling:

2e76ae201f_ltptoddpalin-2Because he’s further proof (because I say it’s so) that Conservative women love sex. Because there are Conservative men like him.

Because I’ve been thinking about Republican spouses lately, and noticing that, while supportive,  they all seem to have their own lives…they’re not really into that “Two-for-One”/policy-making/job-whoring-out thing that some of those Dem couples (*cough*Michelle!*cough*) love to brag on.  That’s why Todd’s out there doing his own fucking thing, while Sarah’s giving a speech somewhere.

Because he tests off the Coolness Meter.

Because Tim McGraw will play him in the film, and I’m okay with that.  (Mariska Hargitay will play her — forget Tina, take a look at the SVU star.)

16 comments to Book Tour Hubba-hubba: Todd Palin

  • I thought somebody said, when McCain first chose her, that Todd was a Democrat.

  • Liz

    Total hubba-hubba! He’s probably one of the main reasons Sarah bugs the feminists (MoDo, etc.) – she’s not only strong, successful, and gorgeous, but she didn’t have to give up a happy marriage or forgo children to achieve it. And he’s hot!

  • Mrs. Right

    Sarah also didn’t marry into money or power. Neither is she a victim. And yes, I’ll say it – Todd is hot!

    Wankette, you’re right – Hargitay is right on the money.

    :)

  • Stephanie

    I knew when I opened up 3D I’d see a Wanks Hubba Hubba post and Mr. Palin, AKA Mr. Alaska would be the featured hunk du jour…..and he is FINE!
    MODO’s problem is she scares even men like Todd Palin away. Alaska has Brown Bears but not Harpy biotches…..

  • Christine

    Todd runs the Irondog along the Iditarod Trail, not the Iditarod Dogsled race, these are totally different things. He has only done the Iditarod on a snow machine
    Todd wasn’t ever a democrat, he was Alaska Independence Party, a party that would like to see Alaska leave the union.

    • Rufus

      Welcome to Threedonia, Christine! And thanks for the information! O.K., maybe you can tell me what the difference between a snow machine and a snowmobile is? It doesn’t seem to me there is one, but to the people who do it there seems to be a huge difference.

      • When I was in Alaska, I was given to understand that “snow machine” was what they called snowmobiles up there. I laughed, because in Minnesota a snow machine is something ski resorts use to make snow. The Alaskans laughed because they don’t need that sort of thing in Alaska.

        Then, a shot rang out…

    • Floyd

      Thanks Christine! Welcome to Threedonia!

  • Christine

    Thanks for the welcomes. I have lived in Alaska for years and tI am a big Iditarod fan and just wanted to correct the fact that Toad races snowmobiles not the dogsled race. They are both grueling races but I think it is much more impressive to do it with a dog team because man and dogs have to work together as a team. The snowmobile race is more a man and machine, still extremely cold and the miles are about the same and the snowmobile can breakdown anywhere. If I had to be out in the wilderness in Alaska in the winter, I would rather have the dog team, they don’t breakdown, too many villagers have died when their snowmobiles break down far from home, they freeze to death before they can walk back, a dog team will return home even if really hungry.

    Snow machines and snowmobiles are the same thing, when they were first brought to Alaska people called them by the brand names like Sno-Go or Ski Do then when there were more and more brands they just called them snow machines. I just forgot they were called snowmobiles everywhere else this morning when I was writing that post and called them by what we always refer to them as. Here we don’t need to make snow often but then they do they just report that they are making snow.

  • Christine

    Typo

    No, I don’t sense any movement to fight for state rights. I think Todd and the kids are normal people you could find anywhere around here, yet I see Sarah as a liar, someone that tries to change events to be how she would like them to be instead of how they are. She uses people then then turns on them and blames anything that goes wrong on someone else. I never have voted for her, she was the least qualified of the candidates running for governor but she seemed like she would be okay until Troopergate, then it went downhill from there, she lost the respect of a huge number of people here, the ones that pay attention to politics.

    • Rufus

      I don’t know much about her. She delivered one hell of an awesome speech at the Republican Presidential Convention. I know she didn’t write it, but her delivery was incredible. I like what I know of how she fiscally managed Alaska as governor and I agree with her stance on oil production for Alaska and the lower 48, but I know so much of what we hear about her is filtered by folks with strong opinions; good and bad.

      Have you heard rumors that she and Todd may divorce? They seem to spend an awful lot of time apart. That’s either a sign of a very healthy marriage or a very unhealthy one.

  • Stephanie

    Hmmmmmmmmmmmm Christine….question: How did you find Threedonia?

  • Stephanie

    Interesting when I asked a couple of people I know who run hunting outfitting services about Palin they love her. Hmmmmmmmmmmm…………

  • Stephanie

    They would be Alaska hunting guides….and I thought Troopergate was forgiven..maybe the news papers got it wrong, the often do. Hmmmmmmmm

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