Tuesday Open Thread

Dad No 1
I didn’t say it — my daughter did with a $0.99 pen. Montblanc… meh.

29 comments to Tuesday Open Thread

  • blackhawk12151

    Ugh…that was one of the worst football games I have ever seen last night. I wish both teams could have lost. The Browns are pathetic and the Ravens are just freaking boring to watch.

  • Floyd

    I think having the Earth open up and swallow both teams would’ve been awesome… awesomely awesome. Not that Eric Mangina (yes I know :-) ) is the best coach in the world, but this can’t be all his fault. He had a decent team in the Jets last year. I would love to see the Browns surge back in the next few years — just for old school kicks.

    • blackhawk12151

      That is an interesting idea. Maybe we could get the NFL to add a rule that if a certain amount of “Suck” is reached the field just opens up and swallows both teams. “Suck” will be determined much the same way that the QB rating is, an incomprehensible jumble of limitless variables that in the end are probably pretty meaningless, but it’s the best the NFL can do.

      • Floyd

        I think “suck” can be defined as “Whenever Brady Quinn walks onto the field”. He’s like our current Prez. He looks great in the suit, but that’s about it.

        And if they can make the roof open up there’s no reason they can’t do the floor also — like the Roman Colosseum.

  • Veruckt

    I have an even better idea and I think this can improve all traditionally boring sports (soccer, golf, NASCAR, tennis, games involving the Browns, Rams, Chiefs, Lions, or Bucaneers) are you ready? Landmines. Imagine how much more entertaining that would have made that game.

    Also I really enjoyed watching Quinn throw those 3 bombs at the end of the game that landed 15 yards out of bounds. Good times.

    • blackhawk12151

      I’m with you on most of that V, but I will fight any man who thinks tennis is boring. I may be 5′8 and 150 lbs but I fight dirty, like freaking junkyard dog.

  • On a nastier bit of news – seems Judd Gregg thinks Obamacare is likely to pass the Senate.

    Heard Laura Ingraham talk abut civil disobedience w/regard to this lovely bill becoming law. Anyone thinking of risking jail to fight this steaming pile of horse hockey?

  • Veruckt

    I’m always up for a skirmish especially when it directly threatens my livelihood and my liberty.

    Hawk,

    I’ve played tennis (I have courts right beside my house) and I’m surprisingly decent, for a linebacker, and think it’s fun to play but I get bored watching it. Though some of the women are fun to watch for purely aesthetic reasons.

  • Mighty Skip

    This is the Civil Rights Act all over again. The progressives and Dems are just too good at portraying any objection to it as meaning you hate poor people, minorities and children. It is likely to pass the Senate.

    In unrelated news, any of you supposed zombie apocalypse fans play Left4Dead or planning to on the upcoming sequel? If you do and use Steam, look me up. I’ve always got enough buddies to put together a group of four.

  • Didn’t want to mess up the Edward Woodward post, but did someone mention Kari Wuhrer from Remote Control?

  • Is this thing going to be, at all, reversible? I’ve heard conflicting theories.

    Sure hope this will be the issue Republicans can use to dislodge those slimeballs.

    • Stephanie

      Yes it will be. Its called Unconstitutional. Pass whatever you want….Justice Roberts and company may want to read the fine print. Trust me cynics and pessimists if the National Recovery Act can be struck down so can this piece of garbage. But I doubt it will pass the Senate. I have also been wrong but hey don’t count the filibusters out. And remember Senators are a little more powerful in their own right than a House member. I am sure Evan Bayh etc. are not nearly as impressed with the power of O has he himself is.

  • Veruckt

    Kenn,

    If this health legislation passes it will be absolutely irreversible just as Medicare is. That’s the problem with entitlement programs, there is no getting rid of them. My concern is industry watchers who I do business with, Gorman Health Group specifically, seem to feel this is a forgone conclusion. This morning they sent me an email about how we can adjust to the marketplace. It’s not pretty.

    Mike,

    Kudos on Kari Wuhrer. I’ve dug her since she was on Brisco County Jr.

  • Kit

    Megan Fox blames “Middle America” for her film flopping:
    http://www.charlotteobserver.com/118/story/1057982.html?storylink=omni_popular

    “the movie is about a man-eating, cannibalistic lesbian cheerleader, and that pretty much eliminates middle America.”

    • We on the coasts are all in favor of man-eating, cannibalistic lesbian cheerleaders. You uptight rubes are the problem with this country.

    • Isn’t “man-eating cannibalistic” redundant redundant?

      • This movie is brought to you courtesy of the Department of Redundancy Department.

        Of course the movie flopping didn’t have a thing to do with the fact that it sucked donkey…no that had nothing to do with it at all. Way to take any responsibility for your own failures there you tattooed, plasticized freakazoid of a woman.

        Other than that I’m sure she’s a very nice girl.

  • Veruckt

    What is her deal with “Middle America”? This is her second open rip in the last couple of months with the first being wanting Megatron to destory us. Honestly what is wrong with these people. She definitely falls into the “just sit there and look pretty” category.

  • Stephanie

    The girl is too stupid to know she sounds stupid. I don’t want to hear a blonde joke when there are brunettes like this skank bleeding crap from her yap….she needs to STFU….

  • And, now, for something completely different – top 10 slogans for “Cheney – 2012.”

    http://exurbanleague.com/2009/11/16/top-10-cheney-2012-slogans.aspx

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