What has happened to Sammy Sosa since he retired from baseball? No really. WTF happened to Sammy Sosa?!?
So in football season I’m a little slow on the baseball news. Holy crap! If I used that skin cream you could see my organs. I’d be like Slim Goodbody — except I’m not slim and I don’t have a good body — I have a great body. I thought maybe he was making fun of whitey.
If history’s any indication, I think it’s the nose that’s next.
Ah. Yeah. I see what ya’ did there. Very clever.
I found no mention of his changing skin color on Wiki, but it it possible he’s got Vitiligo? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitiligo It’s a disease that causes depigmentation in the skin. White folks can get it too, but obviously it’s not as pronounced when it happens to us. It can be pretty unattractive – walking around kind of like an inverted dalmation – so lots of black people try to cover the patches up with makeup or just wear as many clothes as possible. Some people have their skin bleached to try and match the decolored patches, or make ‘em less noticeable.
If you go to the link I posted he’s sponsoring some skin cream that’s made his skin lighter. It sounded like it was temporary.