Comments on: Monday Open Thread

By: Magnus Caseus Formatis

Magnus Caseus Formatis — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:13:11 +0000

The UNKNOWN COMIC! What a shtick!

Whatever happened to Gene, Gene, the Dancing Machine?

By: Rufus

Rufus — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 23:09:43 +0000

I heard Murray Langston, aka, The Unknown Comic, tell that on the Gong Show over three decades ago and I still bust up everytime I re-tell it!

By: Floyd

Floyd — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 23:07:04 +0000

Hay-OOOOOO!

By: Rufus

Rufus — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 23:06:02 +0000

A: Every December 7th he attacks Pearl Bailey.

By: Rufus

Rufus — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 23:05:27 +0000

O.K., time’s running out on my annual chance to say one of my all time favorite jokes. It’s not a Tiger Wood’s joke, but it has a bit of a Tiger angle:

Q: Did you hear about the man who is half black and half Japanese?

By: Kit

Kit — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:04:31 +0000

Fritz,

Tinkerbell was J.M. Barrie, not H.C. Anderson.

By: fritz8945

fritz8945 — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 17:46:18 +0000

And how about all that stinking pixie dust that Tinkerbell toosed around? That can’t be good.

By: Scott M.

Scott M. — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:09:33 +0000

Floyd,I think you mean carbon finprint…

By: Rufus

Rufus — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:55:02 +0000

Thumbelina had a tiny carbon footprint.

By: Rufus

Rufus — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:51:32 +0000

Very funny, Scott M.!