Sandbox Santa

Floyd R. Turbo here plugging our effort to help our man Outlaw play Sandbox Santa. You buy stuff (see list below), send to S Claus and we will ship it overseas to be distributed by Outlaw to his unit and other troops in his neck of the desert. Sure I could print lots of witty asides and pictures of half-nekkid women as encouragement, but I’ll just go for straight up guilt and a threat instead. It’s the right thing to do — and if you don’t — I have a secret computer program that will make man-boobs your desktop photo forever.

So please send what you can to:

S. Claus/44 Strawberry Hill Avenue #1M/Stamford, CT 06902

Wish list:

* Chocolate candy (Mounds bars are his favorite) (because they look like little boobs)(one of us had to say it)
* Individually packaged peanuts, pretzels, corn chips, et al. Salsa and tortilla chips requested too.
* Books, magazines, DVDs of movies or TV shows

We realize not everyone is a rich evil industrialist like Rufus, but $20 at Sam’s or Costco can get a couple of boxes of bagged snacks and even if all you can scrape up is one bag or $5 DVD from Wal-Mart — it’s all appreciated.

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