Look at Outlaw, here:
As we sit at our computers, Outlaw and thousands more like him are in a desert halfway around the world, and they won’t be coming home for Christmas this year.
And in between missions, they get bored. So send them a book, movie or video game. They get the munchies. So send them some food. They chafe. So send them some Gold Bond’s Medicated Powder. (Sorry, Outlaw, but I needed a third thing.)
They think about home. Let them know that we’re thinking about them, too.
Look at that face! Can you say no to that face? (Never mind the rifle.)
So convert all your good will into goodies and ship them off to:
S. Claus
44 Strawberry Hill Ave. #1M
Stamford, CT 06902
I guarantee that Outlaw will appreciate it. He might even crack a smile.
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Nice job of photoshopping out Hello Kitty.
I was going for dignity, laced with menace. Hello Kitty had to go.
Gold Bond:”Stops itching fast!”
I’ve known Outlaw for almost 25 years (yes, even before he was a USArmyman), and honestly, I think the only times I’ve seen him crack a smile is when someone he considers stupid (which is a sizable portion of the world’s population)does something to bust their own ass. Inwardly, I am sure he laughs a lot – outwardly, he pretty much reserves it for dumbshits who get their just rewards …..
That sounds about right, Cougar.
Now, I don’t mean my comments to indicate that Oulaw, the Outlawettes, and all of their buddies over there won’t very much appreciate anything sent and your well wishes … I know from firsthand experience that they do, more than their words could ever convey.
They do appreciate it!
The Soldiers who work for me would agree with 67Cougar.