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Congressional Math


I posted this last year… it bears repeating…

21 comments to Congressional Math

  • Kevin S

    I work for a large semiconductor company and I’ve done this at work a couple of times, and even engineers will react like Abbot. It’s fun, especially when the younguns have never seen the skit.

  • Kevin… there were a pair of twin brothers in my university who could do the “Who’s On First” routine perfectly…. it was hilarious every time and I saw them do it at least 5 times. Smash hit every time.

    Abbot and Costello each had the perfect ability to be exasperated and/or credulous whenever the routine required it. Perfect.

  • The Senate is absolutely clueless. Funding increases for several departments, and a pay raise for federal employees, but cutting out the military budget for a later extortion. There must be a huge vacuum in DC that sucks out common sense.

  • Kevin S

    Who’s on First features in many of our engineering meetings…but, sadly, not intentionally.

  • Kevin S

    also, Slowly I turned…again, another routine that seems oddly appropriate at work at times…

  • Kevin S

    “that’s just not possible…”….Slowly I turned…

  • The College Widow

    Hey, isn’t that Shemp?

  • Kevin S

    Shemp showed up in a number of their movies…

    • The College Widow

      Kevin & Floyd, is it wrong for me to like Shemp? Because I do like Shemp and I don’t care what anyone thinks.

      • Matt Helm

        College Widow, I for one will admit that I think Shemp is funnier than Curly. He was actually a Stooge before Curly, in Vaudeville. He came back to the act when Curly got sick. I love Curly, but he played a cartoonish dope, while Shemp had some wit and reserve to his dopy act. Some of Shemp’s sight gags surpass anything Curly had done. I love the one when he gets his girlfriend’s poodle soaked and picks it up, then they cut away, and you see him ring it out like it’s a wet towel. Shemp’s getting slapped by Moe is even funnier because his long, slicked back hair gets frazzled. I look at Curly as mainstream Stooges, even though I like him.

      • Mr. Sideous

        Shemp is also great as WC Field’s bartender in “The Bank Dick”.

      • …is it wrong for me to like Shemp? Because I do like Shemp and I don’t care what anyone thinks.

        It’s wrong that you know who Shemp is, CW. You walked straight through the door labelled “no girls allowed.”

  • This thread brings to mind a signature line from Obama’s stump speech:

    “As President, I will go through the federal budget, line-by-line, ending programs that we don’t need and making the ones we do need work better and cost less.”

    If you read “Ball Four”, you’ll understand the following observation:

    rrrrrrrrright.

  • Kevin S

    Now this is a fine point, I think, but I always liked Shemp in the Abbot and Costello movies, but rather thought less of him as a stooge.

  • Kevin S

    what I mean is…no one…but no one, could replace Curly. I apologize to Shemp fans and Joe Besser fans, but Curly is, and will always be, the third stooge.

  • Mr. Sideous

    I always viewed Shemp as so different than Curly that it’s unfair to compare them.Both were excellent at what they brought to the act. For me, it’s like four stooges.

  • The College Widow

    Thanks everyone for affirming my affection for Shemp. Of course, I didn’t mean to imply that I didn’t like Curly. Both have their comedic gifts. I have to admit to that I don’t know much about the body of the Stooge’s work. I had no idea Shemp went back to the Vaudeville days. So much to know, so little time.

    Mr. Sideous, I noticed Shemp in “The Bank Dick” in the Black Pussy Cat Cafe. Is the tune he whistled significant? I think it’s “Listen to the Mockingbird” or something like that. Isn’t that a Stooge reference or am I reading too much into it?

  • My favorite line is still “must have went to a Chief’s school.” I think I know too many Chiefs.

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