In honor of the poet-laureate of the new global government:
Copenhagen ends
The crisis unsolved by clowns
But where is Phil Jones?
(snap, snap, snap, snap)
All comments in Haiku please: 5-7-5.
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Chilled lunacy reigns
Green house stones, hypocrites thrown
The Trooper strikes back
Indians scattered on dawn’s highway, bleeding.
Ghosts crowd the child’s young, eggshell mind.
Not to touch the earth
Obnoxious breaking of rules
Not to see the sun
Limos leave
Same time next year?
Snowflakes fall as Gaia chuckles
Al Gore is gigantic
The Socialist are frantic
I hate polar bears
A poetic form
That does not work in English.
Blame the Christian right.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
Barack Hussein Obama
Precipice, blah, blah
Hold the phones, we have a winner!
“The sky is falling!”
Bureaucrats to the rescue!
They just need your cash.
Human history
Has never before witnessed
Such irrelevence.
Barack, Air Force One
Jet to our aid in Denmark
The oceans recede.
Al Gore, wise teacher,
How to reduce emmissions?
Stop Al’s flatulence.
Rich first on Front Page!
Global warming is a myth.
Rich’s head expands.
How to explain ice
Disappearing in Arctic?
“Expert’s” cocktails.
Somebody hose down Rufus…
I thought it was your turn this week.
Roses are red
Anti-warming snow is white
Obama and Gore are blue
More gas emanates
At snowed-in Copenhagen
But I refuse to be hemmed in by the sort of artificial artistic sructure that is frowned upon by post-modernists, so draw your own damn conclusiions
Postmodernists mad
Nothing you see, can you trust
Eyes plucked out to see
In madness they stew
Mere power be their idol
Eden’s fall echoes
The old gods they wake
Be beasts in Nature’s worship
So this shall they reap
Pelosi made a visit
To the Copenhagen Shiznit
Polar bears died.
Al Gore is bizarre
A sage in an asylum
How did he escape?
Copenhagen rules
Saved by a stubborn man
I salute China
Get a life my love,
You are a nut my sweetheart.
Move on to Christmas.
Busted!