When geese are flying in their characteristic “V” formation, one side of the V is almost always longer than the other side. There is a scientific reason for this. Do you know it?
The answer awaits you:
Because one side GOT MORE GEESE!
BOO-YAH!
(Really, I suffered no brain damage AT ALL when the Mustang flipped over 35 times and exploded into a ball of flames).
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Because there are more left-wing geese than there are right-wing geese?
Precedent: there are more left-wing sheep than there are right-wing sheep – see previous election.
And, here, I thought there was some sort of “strategery” involved – like the “finger four formation.” But then, these are geese, not F-15s.
Dammit the one side is shorter because I shot my limit. There!
Yeah….he said it was black ice. Sure, Trzupr. I believe you. I’m not sure all the cops chasing you do, though.
http://videos.diariometro.es/video/iLyROoaftbdM.html
Steph-
Is this you?
http://files.uzitalk.com/reference/shoots/uzitalk2004/girl3.jpg
Geese are not safe within 5 miles.
Great line, Stephanie!
G-MAN – Love that movie! Thinnest plot in history, but who gives a crap?
“Are you all right?”
“Are you sure? – Because you just went through a wall.”
Great stuff.
hehehe.
Actually, I saw the original, but not this version. Yet.
I’m renovating my 1965 fastback as a cross between KITT and this Shelby. It should be done by Hot August Nights in Reno next year.
Um no GMan that woman is rather plump and I am not. And her weaponry would work extra special if she was a Navy SEAL sniper but for geese? A Remington Mdl 1187, 3 inch steel shot, number 1′s…that’d be about right. Of course the semi auto eases teh recoil so yours truly won’t land on her ass everytime she fires a shot off. Heh.
Steph-
This is what I use at work:
https://www.vangcomp.com/Police_Magnum.html
Hans also makes them in this color:
https://www.vangcomp.com/Pinky.html
Probably not great as a goose gun,though.
URG! Pink. I hate that color for anything but a few shirts I have! BLEAH!
As for a good Goose gun? Long barreled, either a pump or semi auto. You want it to carry 3 inch shells, however, 2 3/4 are OK to. My Dad used his all around 870 for everything. But for me because I have to finesse the firearm, its gotta have a longer barrel. I tend not to follow through when hunting waterfowl. You start at their butts in an overhead shot, move the bead to their noses and when they disappear you shoot. They should fall.