When I heard last night that Rush Limbaugh had been hospitalized for chest pains, I immediately jetted out to Hawaii to check on him. Unfortunately, he wasn’t in his room when I got there, so we couldn’t visit.
I was, however, able to snap a quick photo of the room:
As you can see, it’s really well appointed and modern (for Hawaii, anyway). Satisfied that Rush was being well taken care of, I returned home. When I got back to Connecticut this afternoon and uploaded this picture, though, something caught my eye.
What on earth is that? It looked oddly familiar, like something from my childhood, so I did a little searching, and here’s what I found:
My God! That thing is taboo! Jonah Goldberg, if you’re reading this—and I have no reason to believe you aren’t—please call Rush immediately and have that cursed thing removed from his hospital room. It’s very dangerous.
Where could Rush have gotten this horrible thing?
Diabolical!
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Nomination for the Lamest Use of Photoshop in the Most Convoluted Gag of the Year.
Well done, Mike!
I snuck in just under the wire!
So that’s what happened to Professor Whitehead’s tiki idol, Oliver. Hilarious, Mike!
The TIKI!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKrNbCpJ1Fg
Neh-Neh-Neeeh!
The curse is yours RUSH!
Mike,
Upstairs!
Downstairs!
I don’t like the downstairs, Kit.
Mike,
Well, I hoped you would have grown to like it by now.
Hilarious. I am loopy and we haven’t even cracked the bubbly yet!
Mike, I’m really hoping you don’t have beads for doors in your place! Please tell me you don’t!
I’m more of a “candelabra-and-rotating-bookcase” man, myself.
Awesome!
Didn’t Obama just get Harry Reid to get one of those for everybody in the country (once reconciliation is finished)?
Close … Obama will give every US citizen, and anyone else who happens to be here, a postcard with that picture on it, to keep them entertained while they are sitting in a waiting room 17 hours to see an initial physician for a diagnosis and referral to another physician for treatment in a couple of months.