Dear Threedonians…. I love my wife. My wife loves me (but has a sidecar for Hugh Jackman). No matter that if I professed desire for some Hollywood starlet I’d sleep on the couch for a long while (of course it’s different — my wife’s is a respectable crush whereas I’m sure mine would be slobbering lust and unseemly — but I digress). So how much do I love my wife? Getting babysitting for 3 Turbos 9 and under is pricey in today’s economy and I’m hesitant to go to the Nana-well too much since my kids are — rambunctious — especially for a 71-year old woman. So Nana offered today.
So… how much do I love my wife? Today is her birthday and part of the festivities include a viewing of that 2-month old classic… Australia. Pray for me mates. God help me I love her so.
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I heard Hugh Jackamn did gay porn…
Doesn’t matter if it’s true or not (Just make sure you sprinkle in some creative details; dozen films, had a tryst, etc.). You only have to plant the seeds of doubt and the chances are good you’ll get out of the movie. Either that, or you end sleeping on the couch.
If my hubby said that about any of my crushes I would force him to see the movie anyway and then he would sleep on the sofa….hahaha.
I enjoyed Australia, for all its faults. It is an entertaining film if nothing else, and Jackman was good in it.
Floyd, just speak in an Aussie accent when you get home and don’t protest too much when your wife closes her eyes when she kisses you… enjoy the benefits my friend, enjoy the benefits.
JM,
I actually enjoyed the film. I think Baz Luhrmann was the wrong director for the film…. I kept thinking what John Ford, Maureen O’Hara, and John Wayne would do with those roles and those vistas! Northwest Territory of Australia has some “Monument Valley” type landscapes. The main problem was that it was part “The Cowboys”, part “Pearl Harbor”, part “City Slickers” and part “The Gods Must Be Crazy” and part “Quigly Down Under/Man From Snowy River”. It was too much in Luhrman’s hands.
Nicole Kidman — she definitely looks hot with some sun and freckles. The porcelain doll look has got to go. Jackman… I like him actually — good father and husband, decent actor, seems like a good egg all around, but he has a Tom Selleck quality — he just doesn’t quite fill up the big screen though he should. Tom Selleck rocked on TV, but never quite did it in the movies.
Floyd Nicol is like a lot of girls with Celtic, or English blood. She probably can’t tan and if she did she would ruin her complexion. She is fine the way she looks. For 40 its awesome.
I’m not talking about being white. Whitey’s got no problems. But the way she’s often portrayed is too fragile. She looks better in jodhpurs and a touch of color or at least active.
Hugh Jackman is better in movies like “Someone Like You” with Ashley Judd… he has a great face and it is nice when that face is attached to some humor.
Floyd, at least Mrs. Turbo lusts after someone whom could legitimately called competition to your dashing self. In my case, the smokin’ hot Mrs. Trzupr has repeatedly informed me that, should the chance ever arise, Sean Connery is welcome to leave his slippers under her bed. And I’m talkin’ Connery today, not taking a time machine back to 1965.
What the hell. The man is practically dead. She’d pick that over the dashing hunkiness that is me, as evidenced by the self-portraits I have graciously shared with our audience? I don’t get it.
Women!
Can’t live with ‘em.
Can’t kill ‘em.
(I forget who said that…)
If you’re competition involves a little blue pill and a bad hip, maybe you’re doing something wrong…
correction: your comeptition
second correction: competition
David, I do get a bit concerned when she asks me: “is it in?”
TMI?
That and astoundingly, tragically, pathetic, but feel free to stop sharing the details.