I once brought home a spelling test in which I spelled the great state of Virginia as “Vagina”. Curious, my mother asked me how I came up with that spelling. Well, I said, Grandma Virgina always signs her paintings “Va. Shaw” and I proudly informed her, I knew there was “gin” in it.
My mom laughed and laughed and couldn’t wait for me to tell my dad when he got home. Amid the giggling at the dinner table, my mom explained what a vagina was. After that I had to practice spelling before I could watch TV every night. Coming of age can be so much fun.
By the by Pammers, your pron-star name is “Exotica Fuzzynuts”, which should come as no surprise, while the Rev. Phil’s is “General Pickle”, which might.
Despite Floyd not having my back (again), “pron” is the preferred spelling in Threedonia, not a tpyo. (And neither was taht). (Or taht). (But that wus).
You are forgiven, since you’re not used to playing with the cool kids.
But as far Mr. Turbo goes – I will have my revenge.
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Hooked on fonix werked for me! lol
… and that ain’t hay.
I don’t get it.
I could say its cute but it looks like something I wrote circa 1974…urg…….
For First and Second grade teachers, papers like this one are perks that come with the job. Third grade and up, they’re a nightmare.
Read it the way it’s written, not the way it was meant.
OK I was in the throws of crying over my poor back…now I get it. HA HA HA HA! Too funny. Showed it to hubby….heh.
Thanks Outlaw… I was just kidding, but having you explain it to me made it all that much funnier.
It is an evil web I weave.
I need a job.
Well you are a blonde or at least play one on the internet.
Let it be known that I knew June got it. It’s a NW Indiana/SE side of Chicago thing.
Suck up
Guilty as charged.
I once brought home a spelling test in which I spelled the great state of Virginia as “Vagina”. Curious, my mother asked me how I came up with that spelling. Well, I said, Grandma Virgina always signs her paintings “Va. Shaw” and I proudly informed her, I knew there was “gin” in it.
My mom laughed and laughed and couldn’t wait for me to tell my dad when he got home. Amid the giggling at the dinner table, my mom explained what a vagina was. After that I had to practice spelling before I could watch TV every night. Coming of age can be so much fun.
Knee slapper.
Which reminds me of one of my favorite Chicago off-color jokes Miz Pam:
Q. What three Chicago streets rhyme with the name for female genetalia?
A. Regina, Paulina, and….
Lunt.
Is everyone missing me at work yet Pam? Are you pining?
Stop pining. I’ll be back next week. It’ll be OK!
By the by Pammers, your pron-star name is “Exotica Fuzzynuts”, which should come as no surprise, while the Rev. Phil’s is “General Pickle”, which might.
Ricardo, I am not at work presently, but I’ll hazard a guess: no, no one is missing you.
Of course my porn name is Exotica Fuzzynuts. I have an entire line of exotic underwear. But you already knew that. You’re my biggest customer.
(BTW, what’s a pron star? Some kind of crustacean?)
I think he means “prone” star.
or prong star — they’re both applicable.
Actually, Rev. Phil’s porn name is philanders. That just kills me.
Darling Pam,
Despite Floyd not having my back (again), “pron” is the preferred spelling in Threedonia, not a tpyo. (And neither was taht). (Or taht). (But that wus).
You are forgiven, since you’re not used to playing with the cool kids.
But as far Mr. Turbo goes – I will have my revenge.
Soon.
[...] certain Mr. Turbo chose to sell me out in the comments section of this post, so I will now excercise my legal right to take revenge. If you comment, it must be in Haiku format [...]
Floyd, I’m sorry to disagree but “prong” can’t be right. By his own admission, the smokin’ hot Mrs. Trzupr always asks, “Is it in?”
She must be a saint.