Comments on: The Wisdom of a Child

By: pshaw!

pshaw! — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 01:52:38 +0000

Floyd, I’m sorry to disagree but “prong” can’t be right. By his own admission, the smokin’ hot Mrs. Trzupr always asks, “Is it in?”

She must be a saint.

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threedonia.com » Blog Archive » Revenge Has 17 Syllables — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 01:31:56 +0000

[...] certain Mr. Turbo chose to sell me out in the comments section of this post, so I will now excercise my legal right to take revenge. If you comment, it must be in Haiku format [...]

By: trzupr

trzupr — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 01:04:12 +0000

Darling Pam,

Despite Floyd not having my back (again), “pron” is the preferred spelling in Threedonia, not a tpyo. (And neither was taht). (Or taht). (But that wus).

You are forgiven, since you’re not used to playing with the cool kids.

But as far Mr. Turbo goes – I will have my revenge.

Soon.

By: pshaw!

pshaw! — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 21:24:39 +0000

Actually, Rev. Phil’s porn name is philanders. That just kills me.

By: Floyd

Floyd — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 21:19:19 +0000

or prong star — they’re both applicable.

By: Floyd

Floyd — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 21:18:51 +0000

I think he means “prone” star.

By: pshaw!

pshaw! — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 21:17:43 +0000

Ricardo, I am not at work presently, but I’ll hazard a guess: no, no one is missing you.

Of course my porn name is Exotica Fuzzynuts. I have an entire line of exotic underwear. But you already knew that. You’re my biggest customer.

(BTW, what’s a pron star? Some kind of crustacean?)

By: trzupr

trzupr — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 21:07:09 +0000

By the by Pammers, your pron-star name is “Exotica Fuzzynuts”, which should come as no surprise, while the Rev. Phil’s is “General Pickle”, which might.

By: trzupr

trzupr — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 21:04:05 +0000

Is everyone missing me at work yet Pam? Are you pining?

Stop pining. I’ll be back next week. It’ll be OK!

By: trzupr

trzupr — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 21:03:11 +0000

Which reminds me of one of my favorite Chicago off-color jokes Miz Pam:

Q. What three Chicago streets rhyme with the name for female genetalia?

A. Regina, Paulina, and….

Lunt.