So her ex-husband was riding with her to see her new boyfriend and while she was driving she suddenly realized her bikini area looked like a hamster was coming out of her underwear and it had to be killed NOW?
Why was her ex-husband going with her to her boyfriends? Why couldn’t he drive while she took care of the trimming? Even though he was steering, how on earth did they hit the back of a truck if she was in charge of the gas and brake? Please God, tell me they have been fixed and won’t procreate.
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I’m screaming inside. You can’t hear me, but I’m screaming. Real loud.
So her ex-husband was riding with her to see her new boyfriend and while she was driving she suddenly realized her bikini area looked like a hamster was coming out of her underwear and it had to be killed NOW?
Why was her ex-husband going with her to her boyfriends? Why couldn’t he drive while she took care of the trimming? Even though he was steering, how on earth did they hit the back of a truck if she was in charge of the gas and brake? Please God, tell me they have been fixed and won’t procreate.
one properly timed speed bump and it’ll be a do-it-yourselfer.
Ok, why is it bold?
Not my fault! It was broken when I picked it up!
That bikini area is the least of her problems. She looks like Tiny Tim.
UGH!!!!!!!!!
Tiny Tim looked better. Lots better.
Small Business Web Design?
While Driving
That, ahem, grooming method’s gone to hell since the early 90s. That’s all I have to say about that.
SWitchBoarD?
I guess Switchboard wouldn’t work, would it?
Cudjoe, Florida. Was she meeting her Saint Bernard?
Shredding Bramble While Driving.
Such Bush Won’t Do? Am I allowed to say that? At least Floyd didn’t include a picture – before or after.
Tink… we are “high brow” dontchaknow… ;-P
Riiiight.
For this post maybe we can use brow and bush interchangeably. High bush, THAT was the problem.
Ha! There’s your winner, Floyd.
Smooth bald woman diddles??
Small Business While Driving? Floyd, that makes no sense.
It’s all Bush’s fault!
If the razor slipped after hitting the truck, the visit to the boyfriend might be pointless.
Why? He could still be, er, serviced. Come on, Wanks, bring it on!!!
Shaving
Ah! Shaving Business While Driving. I got it. I’m not as dumb as I look.
Do I win a prize for the correct answer?
If we know, Floyd, he’s gathering her shavings for your prize.
Sartorial bravery whilst driving?
Rufus wins the prize:
If the second prize is a set of steak knives, I already have a set; so, I’ll have to pass.