Ten toasts to use today:
1. May your giving hand never fail you.
2. May we all be alive at this same time next year.
3. May the Lord keep you in the palm of His hand, and never close his fist too tight!
4. May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live!
5. May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future.
6. Here’s to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold beer-and another one!
7. May your troubles be less, And your blessings be more. And nothing but happiness come through your door.
8. May your neighbors respect you, trouble neglect you, the angels protect you, and heaven accept you.
9. Merry met, and merry part, I drink to thee with all my heart.
10. Dung hills rise and castles fall, we are all equal one and all.
May those of you who love us love us,
and if you don’t love us may God turn your heart,
and if He can’t turn your heart may He turn your ankle
so we’ll know you by your limpin.

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From the pen of Sean O’Casey…Captain Boyle on his wife: “Tisn’t Juno should be her pet name at all,but Dierdre of the Sorrows,for she’s always grousing.”- “Juno and The Paycock”
“May you ever have bread on your table, and more bacon than bread, and more beer than bacon. And may you have use for none of it, having eaten and drunk your fill at your enemies’ wakes.” (Father Aillil)
May your whiskey be cold, may your women be hot, and may all your problems just roll off like snot.
May all your children be born naked and screaming.
God bless all in the house…thud as she falls on the floor trashed….(Not really but that would be kinda funny)