Silent, But Deadly Weapon

A West Virginia man, arrested with DUI was also charged with committing a battery at the police station — for farting on a cop. If that’s the case then I committed attempted murder on my little brother for years. I’m almost a serial killer. Is there a statute of limitations on this?

***UPDATE*** Here’s the police report.

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