“It’s baffling that women’s magazines even exist. All those wasted pages on ‘How to Keep Your Man.’ Any article on this topic that contains more than three words (‘Screw him lots’) is missing the big picture and dwelling on trivialities.”
If Eve had been clothed we’d still be in Edenic perfection. Beautiful naked woman with apple and screwing my progeny for evah or stay true and eat from any other tree? Adam and Eve is the first example of man’s simplicity.
Part 1: Satan has this long discussion with Eve about consequences, lack thereof, etc. He talks her into it. Eve holds up the apple to Adam and it’s down to the core in seconds.
Part 2:
God asks why… Eve gives a typically complex answer — “the serpent beguiled me and I did eat.”
Adam: “Look at her! She’s naked and hawt!” I paraphrase from ancient Hebrew of course.
Okay… I will comment seeing as I just spent the last two weeks have copious amounts of mind blowing, completely HOT sex after a long stretch in a desert that I like to call my pants.
Sex is great, nah, it is freakin’ awesome!
It is cruel that you post about sex now that I cannot have it for another long stretch in the sand storm of my life.
UGh.
And by the way… women like sex too. We like it A LOT, especially when a man looks at us and says “Damn woman, you are so good I can’t stand it… how is it that I am so lucky to have you standing naked with just a pair of boots on in front of me?” (haha… ya like that one?)
Lots of sex will be had if you simply make her feel good about herself.
Lots of all kinds of yummy sex.
Now leave me alone or I will just burst into flames sitting right here at the beginning of my 7 month sentence.
June, then stop posting pictures of Robert Pattison on your website!
But other than that, ICAM.
I love sex, I love talking about it, I love doing it, I kind of groove on hearing about other people doing it (although not my former neighbors…a minute or two of calling on the Lord is fine, but an hour or two? unless you’re Pentecostal, you’re just showing off). That’s one reason Sam was my favorite Sex & the City character. That, plus she had the best one-liners.
Dunno aggressive, I get it fine. However some of us do like being picked up, tossed over the guys shoulders tossed on the…oh well…….gonna go over and see what June has on her site. Dammn. And there goes Michael Weatherly….sighhhhhh
“It’s baffling that women’s magazines even exist. All those wasted pages on ‘How to Keep Your Man.’ Any article on this topic that contains more than three words (‘Screw him lots’) is missing the big picture and dwelling on trivialities.”
Indeed!
I must admit, Floyd. I’m looking forward to the responses to this post.
If Eve had been clothed we’d still be in Edenic perfection. Beautiful naked woman with apple and screwing my progeny for evah or stay true and eat from any other tree? Adam and Eve is the first example of man’s simplicity.
Part 1: Satan has this long discussion with Eve about consequences, lack thereof, etc. He talks her into it. Eve holds up the apple to Adam and it’s down to the core in seconds.
Part 2:
God asks why… Eve gives a typically complex answer — “the serpent beguiled me and I did eat.”
Adam: “Look at her! She’s naked and hawt!” I paraphrase from ancient Hebrew of course.
This is why I come to this blog to pick up chicks.
Okay… I will comment seeing as I just spent the last two weeks have copious amounts of mind blowing, completely HOT sex after a long stretch in a desert that I like to call my pants.
Sex is great, nah, it is freakin’ awesome!
It is cruel that you post about sex now that I cannot have it for another long stretch in the sand storm of my life.
UGh.
And by the way… women like sex too. We like it A LOT, especially when a man looks at us and says “Damn woman, you are so good I can’t stand it… how is it that I am so lucky to have you standing naked with just a pair of boots on in front of me?” (haha… ya like that one?)
Lots of sex will be had if you simply make her feel good about herself.
Lots of all kinds of yummy sex.
Now leave me alone or I will just burst into flames sitting right here at the beginning of my 7 month sentence.
Dude.
I will debate endlessly on whether or not to forward that column to the new Mrs.
Eric… hold on there dude. Back away from the ledge.
The first thing she’ll ask… “You’re not happy with our sex life?!?”
Show it to friends jokingly and get them to show it to her — “Hey see this! Har har…
Though Brooke’s a gal who jokes that married people who don’t have sex regularly are idiots, I do believe you’re right, Floyd. Warning heeded.
June, then stop posting pictures of Robert Pattison on your website!
But other than that, ICAM.
I love sex, I love talking about it, I love doing it, I kind of groove on hearing about other people doing it (although not my former neighbors…a minute or two of calling on the Lord is fine, but an hour or two? unless you’re Pentecostal, you’re just showing off). That’s one reason Sam was my favorite Sex & the City character. That, plus she had the best one-liners.
Wankette… are you my twin? Hmmm…first our cycles merge and now this.
I need to go call me mudder.
Wankette here: Hee!
Chris Rock had the best advice for women from a man: “Feed me, F- me, shut the hell up.”
Oh, go on, Eric. You’re young — oh, wait, you just had your birthday, didn’t you? Yeah, better back off.
Dunno aggressive, I get it fine. However some of us do like being picked up, tossed over the guys shoulders tossed on the…oh well…….gonna go over and see what June has on her site. Dammn. And there goes Michael Weatherly….sighhhhhh
hehehe
Reading this makes me want to smoke a cigarette. And I don’t smoke.