Comments on: Water is Wet

By: G-MAN

G-MAN — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 15:01:53 +0000

hehehe
Reading this makes me want to smoke a cigarette. And I don’t smoke.

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:27:57 +0000

Dunno aggressive, I get it fine. However some of us do like being picked up, tossed over the guys shoulders tossed on the…oh well…….gonna go over and see what June has on her site. Dammn. And there goes Michael Weatherly….sighhhhhh

By: Kath

Kath — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:32:41 +0000

Oh, go on, Eric. You’re young — oh, wait, you just had your birthday, didn’t you? Yeah, better back off.

By: Kath

Kath — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:31:32 +0000

Chris Rock had the best advice for women from a man: “Feed me, F- me, shut the hell up.”

By: june cleaver

june cleaver — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:27:07 +0000

Wankette… are you my twin? Hmmm…first our cycles merge and now this.

I need to go call me mudder.
Wankette here: Hee!

By: Wankette

Wankette — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 23:22:27 +0000

June, then stop posting pictures of Robert Pattison on your website!
But other than that, ICAM.
I love sex, I love talking about it, I love doing it, I kind of groove on hearing about other people doing it (although not my former neighbors…a minute or two of calling on the Lord is fine, but an hour or two? unless you’re Pentecostal, you’re just showing off). That’s one reason Sam was my favorite Sex & the City character. That, plus she had the best one-liners.

By: Eric P

Eric P — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 22:34:17 +0000

Though Brooke’s a gal who jokes that married people who don’t have sex regularly are idiots, I do believe you’re right, Floyd. Warning heeded.

By: Floyd

Floyd — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:57:12 +0000

Eric… hold on there dude. Back away from the ledge.

The first thing she’ll ask… “You’re not happy with our sex life?!?”

Show it to friends jokingly and get them to show it to her — “Hey see this! Har har…

By: Eric P

Eric P — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:53:27 +0000

I will debate endlessly on whether or not to forward that column to the new Mrs.

By: june cleaver

june cleaver — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 21:52:03 +0000

Okay… I will comment seeing as I just spent the last two weeks have copious amounts of mind blowing, completely HOT sex after a long stretch in a desert that I like to call my pants.

Sex is great, nah, it is freakin’ awesome!

It is cruel that you post about sex now that I cannot have it for another long stretch in the sand storm of my life.

UGh.

And by the way… women like sex too. We like it A LOT, especially when a man looks at us and says “Damn woman, you are so good I can’t stand it… how is it that I am so lucky to have you standing naked with just a pair of boots on in front of me?” (haha… ya like that one?)

Lots of sex will be had if you simply make her feel good about herself.

Lots of all kinds of yummy sex.

Now leave me alone or I will just burst into flames sitting right here at the beginning of my 7 month sentence.

Dude.