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A Modest Proposal?

Fat Brit denied adoption until he drops his BMI from 42 to 40. I can see it if they were consistent. It’s too bad this guy’s not gay. He could take it in the bat cave from hundreds of anonymous men and chase the bug (Google “bug chasers”) and probably be just fine to adopt a 12-year old boy. I know plenty of skinny people with cholesterol in the high 200s and my 3-pack of Marlboro red – a day Dad has BP 120/80, cholesterol in the 170s and lungs as clear as Mary’s conscience. So judging longevity and fitness by actuary tables is dicey at best. Hell, we all could die tomorrow. Buses don’t care about triglyceride levels.

In another sense I don’t feel sorry for the bloke. It’s de-nutted Brits like him who have allowed themselves to slide into this bureaucratic nanny-state mess. Start voting conservative fat limey and maybe you can adopt. Or just lose weight I guess.

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