ForkParty has this awesome list of the 50 Best Yahoo Answer Fails. — Stupid Questions edition.
My favorites:
1. My girlfriend has a lazy eye and is constantly looking at other women, should we break up?
2. I’m having twins. Can I abort just one of the babies?
3. My wife wants to eat her placenta. Is it OK if she’s a vegan?
4. Is it true that Black people can run faster than regular people because of the extra bone in their ankle?
5. And my favorite question/answer combo:
Q. When a guy says GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH what’s a good comeback? He’s sexist and I’m trying to be witty.
A. Well, you better come back with a goddamn sandwich.
And yes, I’m somewhat sure they’re made up, but I’m not convinced they are.
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I liked the question about how to get rid of “bong lip.” Well, it’s kind of similar to the much advertised saying about, “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.” If you happen to come down with a case of “herpes, the love bug” it can definitely follow you out of town. Ya just have to be careful what you put your mouth on. A great big slap upside da head for the person who asked that question!
On a side note, ask OJ Simpson if he thinks what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!
-fritz-
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May 27th, 2010 at 6:51 PM · Reply
After all I went through yesterday? Oy!!!
the only thing I can think of is we must get a lot of spam from other users using your ISP or somesuch. Perhaps Vegas is home to a lot of spammers?
It’s the home to a lot of things. I’m sure spammers may be one of them! I’m on high speed internet through Cox Comm. They serve a lot here in Vegas, so I’m sure you’re right.
I love spam. A nice spam and cheese sadwich. Grilled.
I think it has something to do with fritz’s idiosyncratic syntax. He fails the Turing test. Or maybe he passes the computer’s Turing test…
-fritz-
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May 27th, 2010 at 6:56 PM · Reply
This is just getting too weird.
Stop mentioning spam!
“I just mentioned the spam, but I think I got by with it!”
I’m getting hungry, Mike!
And, please don’t mention my idiosynracy again. I’m very sensitive to that! Thank you very much!
It’s a conspiracy to keep your comments off the site, perpetrated by Floyd, who is jealous of your inherent wittiness.
BTW Fritz, I’m not sure why, but your avatar cracks me up almost every time I see it.
Jimmy, my avatar cracks you up because I’m standing there in jackboots, and no pants!
Threedonia’s Ultra sees all.
“Go make me a sandwich!” “If I could fit you between 2 pieces of bread,I would!”
BAM! There, your a sandwich!
“There are no stupid questions. There are, however, an awful lot of inquisitive idiots”. One of my favorite posters…….