I know you said, “Quitcher whining,” but: Another reason never to watch, listen, or buy face cream from the Oprah regime.
Here’s a fine test of your gag reflex. I’m now going to get the brain bleach back from Stephanie, and pour it into my eyes.
p.s. And so very disappointed in the sappy-ass comment from Forest Whitaker:
We’re not used to seeing like, a President and a First Lady actually holding each other and kissing each other and like whispering in each others’ ears.
I could write an essay on how stupid the whole motivation behind this comment is, but give me a week to settle my gorge.
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“When the moon is in the seventh house / And Jupiter aligns with Mars / Then peace will guide the planets / And love will rule the stars!” I didn’t believe it when “Hair” first played, and I certainly don’t believe it now. That priestess Oprah has so many disciples who hang on her every word concerns me greatly, to say the least. When all is said and done, Obama is still the anti-Christ, but Oprah is his prophet!
And according to Mrs. Stephanopoulus the crowd was singing Amazing Grace on the subway? On the D.C. subway? Maybe it was a choir group going to the festivities — but — on our subway? The D.C. subway?
Yeahhhh, I don’t know ’bout that one.
Wankette here: The only tune I ever heard sung in unison on the D.C. Metro system was the Redskins’ fight song. Now, there’s a religion.
Oh hell I swear by Oil of Olay and I am 40 and when we go out for dinner I get carded. People think hubby robbed the cradle HEH! Don’t listen to Oprah. She is my boot target.
I swear by cheap vodka in a plastic bottle, and I’m 40, and still get carded now and then. When I was 34 I even got carded at Walmart when I bought Kill Bill on DVD.
Oprah is an idiot.
There, I said it.
A big fat idiot.
(There goes any chances of being chosen for Oprah’s Book Club)
Wankette here: Their loss, my dear!
I know you said, “Quitcher whining”…
I just do something other than whining. Getting mad is plenty fine with me, but it isn’t much use if something isn’t done with it.
In any case, I don’t think this Oprah entry counts.
Wankette here: *Whew!*
I would have commented on this post earlier, but I spent the last two hours cleaning the barf off of my keyboard after reading that Oprah story.
So, they sing Amazing Grace to Obama, think George W. Bush is the devil, want the wanton destruction of all heretics (global warming skeptics, small government types) and if Charles Rangel and Caroline Kennedy are an indication, are seeking tax-exempt status. So much for the religious right.
Gayle King a “pal”….heh!
I quit watching O when she started with the guy who has a spaceship for his soul or something (last name starts with a z).
I think I threw up a little in my mouth just reading this
+JMJ+
On Whittaker: Even I know that the Reagans were openly affectionate with each other, and I was less than ten years old throughout Reagan’s term.
On Oprah: Was she always this unhinged, or did she just gradually deteriorate over a period of years?
I think Oprah seems to be suffering from what all folks of her celberity stature do. Breakdown. Elvis, Michael Jackson. As her influence and fortune go up — so does her isolation and looniness. Just a theory.
I quit watching Oprah when she would have any kind of an “expert” on and she interrupted them more than she let them talk. For an umarried woman with no children, surrounded by “servants” and cooks and helpers, she sure knows everything about everything. (Not!!)
http://obamiconme.pastemagazine.com/entries/420435-o-mg.html
Just had to do it. The picture of her looks like she saw Obama naked.
I’m 23 and I never get asked for identification, strangely.
Templar, Maybe bec. people are intimidated by you.
G-Man, no, no, she looks like that bec. she is in the presence of greatness — oh, sorry, that should be Greatness.
I get asked for ID all the time. After that they hand me my beer and I go back to bitching about local sports.
Templar, Maybe bec. people are intimidated by you.
I’d prefer to think it’s my dazzling good looks and disarming smile, but then again, my father does love to tell the story of how I stared down a college acquaintanceof his at the ripe old age of 6 months…
As the Obamanizer or whatever that particular engine of mass worship is called, however, I think the most amusingly appropriate thing to come out of it is this here:
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3160/2763602736_808d5d9faf.jpg
I would like Threedonia to notice all of the wimens (that one was for you Texa) that are visiting you… I think I should get a check in the mail or sumthin (another one for you Texa).
June –
The petty cash jar is behind the pin-up calendar in the break room. Help yourself.
The Czech’s in the male. But don’t cache it till thirsty or fried egg, OK?
Wankette here: Tip your waitress!
Wankette:
I always trip my waitress & strip my waiter.
Hey, guys, guess what? (SOon to be ex) Governor Rod said this morning he considered putting Oprah in the available seat, but was afraid it would appear to be a gimmick on his part.
Wow. So glad he’s doing those talk shows — new information for all!
I can’t wait to see the highlights of his View appearance! It has such potential! I hope he doesn’t let us down.
He should come out with his own show called, “Guess How Stupid I Am?”
It’s good for America that Blago has the opportunity to tell his side of the story … thanks to Drew Peterson’s PR firm. I hope The View gals give him the same respect they’ve given O’Reilly & McCain.
I’m reminded of Truman’s statement about “enough rope.”