Heigh-ho Threedonians! Floyd here once again to save your delicate digits from scrolling down a few friggin’ inches fill you in on the goings on here at Threedonia World Headquarters over the weekend. I trust everyone had a good Father’s Day or a good weekend if FD wasn’t in your cards.
Very early in the Weekend I informed us that Japanese space engineers may be Styx fans. On Sunday Outlaw informed us that country singer, and former oilfield worker, Trace Adkins is no fan of Obama’s mishandling of the BP Gulf oil spill. And I noted how Obama could learn a thing or two about capitalism — from the Russians. Perhaps the city of Detroit could too. And maybe the Russians could learn something from Boney M.
Moving on from Obama our weekend tour now comes to cock-flavoured soup — and bushmeat. Don’t be fooled kids. Regardless of what radical feminists say… they are not the same. Also on Saturday John FN informed us on his most favoritest writer Floyd R Turbo Christopher Hitchens and Rich informed us of his most favoritest writer Richard Trzupek and the continuing and honorable battle about bureaucratic waste and over-regulation.
In celebrity news we (and by we I mean Rich) covered the Daily Show’s Jon Stewart new found affinity for bashing Obama — racist. Mike also informed us that Lindsay Lohan is a low rent ice cream whore — but then you probably new that. Don’t give her and inch…
Of course Father’s Day did not go unnoticed here at Threedonia. Our own sex kitten Wanks started off the festivities listing TV dads Outlaw posted a funny and foul-mouthed baseball tirade — just for Dads — but not for kids. Rich mined that well-known vein — the drunk Polack — in a great story about his Dad. Outlaw too had a great post about his Daddy (read the post). And Eric talks Dad and rock music here.
Now you’re caught up… you’re welcome by the way. We know most of you have weekend jail are too busy picking up trash by the side of the road with your interesting lives to read and comment on our scintillating array of weekend offerings. And we think you’re full of crap — like you have better things to do! you’re awesome and we’re thankful for this opportunity to catch you up. You’re mission is clear.
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Thank you, Floyd! Now that I’m getting some color back in my cheeks, I can afford to be a bit
more antagonistickinder than before.Fritz – you went from happy colonel to pensive colonel! I’m worried…
The colonel’s mood has not changed. He was just trying for a bit of color in those magnificently chiseled German cheeks of his. Oh, and he was having some bad gas problems as well!
Anyone want to hang with me and my Mom in Law while we wait for the cleaners to show at the old place? You all know what I did this weekend. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR….
I think you did magnificently at maintaining a mood of, “Hey, let’s get this crap over with!” Moves are never fun…never! I feel for you. It’s one thing I’ve done a lot of in my life that I hate with a passion!
Happy Father’s Day, all of you 3D dads!! Thanks for the update, Floyd. You’re right (as usual) and with all of those “community service” weekends we have been having lately, I just haven’t been able to keep up like I should.