Monday Morning Quarterback

Greetings and salutations once again Threedonians. Welcome to Monday’s edition of er… well… Monday Morning Quarterback. I know most of you spent your time shouting the N-word at Black people at Tea Party rallies with family this weekend so here I am Floyd R. Turbo to give you the highlights of what you missed here at Threedonia you racist bastards you few you lucky few… you band of brothers.

The Weekend got to a start with what else? a Wankette Top 5. This week was Wank’s Top 5 Movie Openings. Oddly enough no one voted for Sharon Stone. In other movie news we had Darth Vader — whiny bitch, and there were Vikings and “one foot in the grave and one on a banana peel” old people in our Trailer Park. In other news… the Vatican may have found the art world’s equivalent of that piece of popcorn in your teeth you enjoy 4 hours later – a “new” (or newly rediscovered) Caravaggio painting.

And of course we also talk politics and culture around here at Threedonia. Did you know the WHO (not the half-band) thinks North Korea has a decent health care system? Not so fast says Amnesty International! Cat fight! I also posted a couple of essays about the state of American culture. This one is about America’s “ruling class” vs. the rest of us. The Peter Principle applies to a whole class of people in the U.S. — and unfortunately a LOT of them are in charge. William Kristol also had a bit on the consequences that await us. And who among us — besides Rich’s better half — isn’t pleased with a little poll? And if you need more proof that Hamas are inhumane — they outlawed hookahs for women (and no I don’t mean Richard Gere) — and see the pic that got JimmyC in Dutch with the wife. Como se dice “anchor baby” in Chinese?

And of course we like to laugh around these parts and be naughty… so you can beat Porky, play with your Johnson, and say ta-ta to the Old Spice dude. And even more than all that we love our Wanks — yesterday’s Birthday Girl! Happy Birthday once again Wankette — enjoy your week. And the same for you Threedonians.

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