A man whose girlfriend has broken up with him has bought a $15,000 sex doll that is just — mostly — like her.
The 50-year-old man took a collection of snapshots of his ex and told adult toy maker Diego Bortolin: “I want it just like her but with bigger boobs.”
Diego – who refuses to name the punter – creates super realistic sex dolls at the factory behind his shop Tentazioni, or Temptations, in Treviso, Italy.
He explained: “She was a smiling blonde girl but he wanted bigger boobs and a curvier backside.”
“Our normal dolls are very realistic and everything works just like the real thing.
“This one was more expensive because we had to replicate everything, right down to the shape of her nails and teeth.
Diego defended his actions saying: “Some people say it is kinky but she is now the perfect girlfriend as far as I can see.”
Can you see that just down the road? Squint a little… you can just make out the end of Western civilization.
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I thought I saw the light at the end of the tunnel, turned out it was a train.
Can I make some dolls of my kids that will clean their rooms?
Um, yay?
“…she is now the perfect girlfriend as far as I can see.”
Seems reasonable to me.
Y’know, that’s what caught MY eye, too. Not the perfect wife, not the perfect lifemate, not the perfect partner: the perfect girlfriend.
Just the thing for the man who doesn’t want to grow up.
Sometimes an idiot can say something very profound.
Ha! Excellent point.
Careful Skip… what they don’t say is that the doll comes with strings attached.
Does it do dishes?
only after you ignore them for awhile Outlaw.
I don’t think Kit payed near that much for his Bama co-ed doll.
Wow. That’s stalk-a-rific.
Might turn out to be the bride of Chucky…be careful,goombah!
I had to look up Rohypnol. Am I just too square for this world or what?
for a cop’s kid? Yes.
You know about cornholing, but not Rohypnol? You are a mystery, wrapped in an enigma, Widow.
And remind me very much of my sister; she doesn’t know about that kind of stuff either.
Don’t worry I don’t know what Rohypnol is either and frankly I kinda don’t want to.
If it wasn’t for The Hangover, I’da been right there with ya, TCW. Who says movies can’t be educational?
Hey, everything I never needed to know about life I learned from Star Trek.
That would include dolls like these, oddly enough.
Hanging around Sulu too much, or the beloved manmade metrosexual Data?
Data himself did say he was programmed in multiple techniques. Now, if something as metro as that can be programmed, imagine what they could do?
I wonder if Data’s haircuts cost as much as John Edward’s did?
I’m pretty sure they don’t take as long.
Can’t imagine why she’d want to get out of a relationship with a classy guy like that.
Ha! I avoid speaking about anything remotely sexual with my Dad. When it comes to pot pulling, showing me death scene pictures or telling me about feeding prisoners I hear it all from Dad.
Tink, I’m no mystery…just a nerd.
Looks like my last, best hope.
Lars and the real girl? I saw that one.
Too close to home; too close to home.
Well its Stalkeriffic, horribly perverted and yet the biggest insult he could come up with…think about it. What does it say about the girl friend?
. . .
I am sure your title will bring in an interesting group of Googlers, Floyd.
Rohypnol, is also known as the date-rape drug…for the unknowing out there.
Tink, it can’t be any worse than some of the other traffic that is attracted by other posts I could name.
The only dealings I’ve had with Rohypnol were with a girlfriend of mine, before I met Mrs.-fritz-. She used to insist I take it! I assume she preferred me to be unconscious!