That’s what George Michael said. Anyway… Peanut Corporation of America has filed for bankruptcy. The salmonella outbreak was apparently too much for Big Goober to take. We got an automated telephone call today from Sam’s Club telling us not to eat the peanut butter crackers we bought a month ago. If we get sick I’m suing. And in honor of Black history month — I’ll sue George Washington Carver’s estate.
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You figure Rich would be sick of your nuts by now…
Since, obviously, you two share the same peanut supply.
Nothing worse than some bad nuts in your mouth.
Last I heard George Washington Carver died penniless and insane, trying to compress a peanut into a phonograph needle.
Like Dr. Evil insane or Vincent Van Gogh insane?
If he’d made peanut CD lasers he’d have ended up better.
and I would’ve found out in the pre-lawsuit asset search. Never sue the estates of penniless figures.
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/84/84iminute.phtml
I forgot that line, but now I remember the skit. Murphy was great. Back when Joe Piscopo was funny — those were halcyon days.
Not a good time for Charlie Brown.
Eric, I loved that skit!