The brand-new Ford F-650. I would love to strip the exhaust off this bad boy and drive it through Berkeley with “Stranglehold” blasting, maybe some NRA stickers on the back window, a couple NASCAR decals and an American flag. Obama wants American car companies to build cardboard boxes with electric motors. Ford builds something straight out of Damnation Alley.
H/T: The Corner.
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“with Stranglehold blasting”
Priceless!
Can it do any of the stuff that the bus in that Bill Murray Army movie could? Cause it ain’t gonna work against the zombies unless it can.
It needs some retractable spikes on the hubcaps (useful for choppin’ zombie hordes off at the knees) but other than that…yeah, I can see myself behind the wheel once the ZA is upon us.
Now who said the auto industry was out of touch? What no 50 cal machine gun turret?
Al Gore’s OTHER car.
Please don’t forget to swing by Hell-A before heading north. I’ll even pick up the gas tab… OK, half.
I’ll bring the Mickey’s Big Mouths and its a road trip!
What was it that someone said about third grade recess? Was that you JohnFNWayne? You boys and your zombies. I’ll never understand. Unless of course it is “Shaun of the Dead”…then I would totally understand
Girls never understand anything important.
C’mon! Gimme some credit! I beat the hell out of left for dead and can do a wheely for half a mile on my ninja. Some chicks are hella cool.
I could say the same about you boys Mike… I could say the same.
“Girls never understand anything important.”
Like nail polish or where to find the best shoes.
Sorry, Mike, could NOT resist it.
Nuthin’ personal.
I am just trying to figure out what the hell that vehical is supposed to be..do..and what its point is…are there Zombies and should we worry?
stephanie,
zombies exist:
http://www.allamericanpatriots.com/files/images/obama-supporters-omaha-nebraska.jpg
Though I doubt that vehicle could put up an effective fight agains the zombie hoard. It lacks any built-in weapons.
MY EYES MY EYES! Thanks Kit. I will not be able to sleep tonight.
Kit… who’s stockpiling zombies?
It’s a SWAT car. I hope my buddy in Anchorage gets one…..
Kit-
What a horrible picture! But the truck doesn’t need built-in weapons. They are like lemmings running over the cliff into the sea.
Oh cool then I want one for when my Spectre Gunship is in the shop.
They should just drop the stupid number designation and call this the Ford F*CK YEAH.
Looks as if it could kill some Taliban….
I would love to go to the dealership, go up to the nearest salesman and say: “One Ford F*CK YEAH, please … in black.”
This thing is SICK!!!! I am going to bring this up to Mayor and Council to purchase some of these….1 for each of our Narcotics officers complete with .50 cal sniper rifles grenade launchers and heat seeking missles!!!! The dealers may outrun me on foot but they aint outrunnin a .50 cal round or missle!!!!!
Welcome to Threedonia, Glock23… Floyd often posts here about the criminal justice system (he’s a professor and lawyer). We’d love to hear some comments from a guy with real world experience. Don’t be a stranger!
No, there is a better car.. Knight XV!! Now that is the car you want to have during the ZA! 2.5 inch bulletproof glass, grenade proof body, resistant to heavy machine gun bullets, runs 17mpg with a 40 gallon tank, which can be modified to a 60 gallon tank, it will run over 1000 miles on 1 tank! PLUS!!! you can have a 50 cal machine gun turret on top, only on battlefield versions.
Welcome to threedonia, slise!
soy de ecuador pero me fascinan los vehiculos americanos y no hay nada mejor en el mundo que una camioneta ford desde la f 150 hasta la 650 son lo maximo
this guy lives down the road from me, I had to jump him off with my little ford ranger! lol
I saw one of these bad boys, a beautiful pearl white flat bed, parked in the mall parking lot the other day. It was as if the owner was saying, “Yeah, I took my 650 to the Mall. F-U.” If I remember correctly, the flatbed was almost above my chin. I took lots of pictures and promised myself I would buy one one day. It was KICK ASS. I probably wouldn’t take it to the mall tho. I’d probably roll over too beemers. We do plenty of winter trips to the boonies in New Hampshire so I’d probably use it for that. Can’t wait to see father in laws’s expression when it pulls up the driveway!
it is a huge fucking car i want too have one of these monester cars
hello” I want to buy that car and i would like to have the inform of this car please thanks.
It LOOKS cool, but it cant be very practical. I mean, whats it get, 2… 3 miles to the gallon? Im pretty sure at Z-day +1 fuel will be very scarce. Not to mention it has no gun ports, turrets or any offense of any kind. Unless you consider the kinetic energy of the damn thing going 65. I wonder what the off-road capability is in this thing? probably non-existent.
It’s powered by BRAINS!
[...] Alright, so here it is, the official vehicle for a zombie apocalypse. This is the Ford F-650 XUV and it is ready to kick some zombie azz. It has a diamond font plate bumper great for runnin’ over some zombies and even has lights to let survivors know that help is on the way. This is on our Zombie survival plan, what about you? Source: Threedonia [...]
nice SUV…rare
binladen you suck dick major dick……