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I Am Intentionally Avoiding the Obvious Vodka Reference

Mike tried this with cotton balls in his nose and damn near suffocated. It seems German teens are more idiotic innovative:

Police in the Baden-Württemburg city of Tuttlingen responded Tuesday to growing online chatter among teenagers that they could become intoxicated using the vodka tampons without having alcohol on their breath.

This is not true, police said, denying that it was an effective way to get drunk. They also warned girls that the alcohol could damage vaginal walls and increase the risk of infection. Boys have reportedly also been using tampons anally.

“I believe this is very dangerous,” head of a children’s clinic in Singen told southern German paper Südkurier last week. “For us this is a new thing.”

In early March a 14-year-old girl collapsed during a street festival in Konstanz, apparently highly intoxicated from using a vodka tampon, the paper reported.

What happened to kids sticking balloons filled with heroin in their orifices for money? Don’t these kids have standards anymore? Harrumph!

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