Mike tried this with cotton balls in his nose and damn near suffocated. It seems German teens are more idiotic innovative:
Police in the Baden-Württemburg city of Tuttlingen responded Tuesday to growing online chatter among teenagers that they could become intoxicated using the vodka tampons without having alcohol on their breath.
This is not true, police said, denying that it was an effective way to get drunk. They also warned girls that the alcohol could damage vaginal walls and increase the risk of infection. Boys have reportedly also been using tampons anally.
“I believe this is very dangerous,” head of a children’s clinic in Singen told southern German paper Südkurier last week. “For us this is a new thing.”
In early March a 14-year-old girl collapsed during a street festival in Konstanz, apparently highly intoxicated from using a vodka tampon, the paper reported.
What happened to kids sticking balloons filled with heroin in their orifices for money? Don’t these kids have standards anymore? Harrumph!
You don’t seriously believe this,do you?
All the ER docs and nurses I know have stories…. if even a quarter of those are true people have and will put things in places where they’re not supposed to go.
I just post I don’t research everything.
I heard this on a tv show recently too, wonder if that’s where they got the idea. Damn kids and their damn liquor soaked feminine products…..
and again, how do they come up with this? Don’t tell me that one of those accidentally dropped in mommy’s vodka martini and THEN they used it anyway? I’m all for thrifty but that’s taking things a bit too far. I’m curious about the logistics too, but I’ll spare yall.
Considering all the incredibly dumb things kids do to get high, I believe this.
I never tried this with vodka, but when I was little and forced to take a bath, I’d pour entire shampoo bottles full of water into my ears. I still don’t know where the water went.
“When I was little and forced to take a bath, I’d pour entire shampoo bottles full of water into my ears. I still don’t know where the water went.”
That explains alot.
Did you awaken during the night with wet sheets?
Floyd knows a lot of ER docs and nurses…he he.
O.M.G! WTF! Only in Deutschland…
“The trend arose among teens in the United States, where it is known as “slimming.” But it has reportedly caught on in Scandinavia and other places where alcohol is difficult for young people to acquire. ”
So…it’s hard to get alcohol and when they do…the boys shove it up their butts and the girls soak their tampons it it. WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH SCANDINAVIA?!?
Its difficult to get? Since when? Kids were drinking when they were 16 when I live in Germany.
I was going to say… When I was there, everyone drank beer. Big holdover from centuries past when the drinking water wasn’t safe.
It has to burn on the way in…
Sorry, posted that as a reply. Didn’t mean to.
Just wait until Richard Gere puts two-and-two together, and PETA finds out about the vodka-soaked gerbils.
(sorry, I couldn’t resist)