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More Obama Inspired Music

Floyd | Wednesday, 25th of February 2009 at 06:47:48 PM

1980s has beens ABC — How To Be a Millionaire (when that was a lot of money)

Money quote:

I’ve seen the future, I can’t afford it
Tell me the truth sir, someone just bought it
Say mr. whispers! here come the click of dice
Roulette and blackjacks – gonna build us a paradise
Larger than life and twice as ugly
If we have to live there, you’ll have to drug me

February 25th, 2009 | Tags: | Category: Econ 101, Floyd, Music, Politics-Schmoliticks

1 comment to More Obama Inspired Music

  • Outlaw 13
    February 25th, 2009 at 8:08 PM · Reply

    Not as good as the Steve Marin routine…How to make a million dollars and NEVER pay taxes.

    You.. can be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes! You can be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes! You say.. “Steve.. how can I be a millionaire.. and never pay taxes?” First.. get a million dollars. Now.. you say, “Steve.. what do I say to the tax man when he comes to my door and says, ‘You.. have never paid taxes’?” Two simple words. Two simple words in the English language: “I forgot!” How many times do we let ourselves get into terrible situations because we don’t say “I forgot”? Let’s say you’re on trial for armed robbery. You say to the judge, “I forgot armed robbery was illegal.” Let’s suppose he says back to you, “You have committed a foul crime. you have stolen hundreds and thousands of dollars from people at random, and you say, ‘I forgot’?” Two simple words: Excuuuuuse me!!”

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