Just heard this on Beck’s show, and I have not stopped screaming:
Mrs Congressman is pregnant. Huma is expecting a baby Weiner.
Honestly? I came over to post this, and now I’m off to shower. With Clorox and a steel sponge.
And the words I called him after the announcement? Well, look for them at Ace of Spades HQ; I won’t write it here.
No truth to the rumor that Doubleday is reissuing What to Expect While You’re Expecting with a new coda: The Capitol Hill Version.
p.s. I categorized this as “Uncategorized”, too, because — arrrrgggggghhhhhh.
Missed opportunity: Cocktail Weiner.
Never let anger take you off your game.
Good one.
I thought the What to Expect… coda was pretty good. For blind rage.
You know it Wanks… What To Expect When your Texting.
I think Wanks deserves the cookie today…excellent post….
>>Huma is expecting a baby Weiner.>>
And I have now commenced bleeding from my eyeballs.
Should we send them a “Fun With Dick & Jane” book for the baby shower?
I can see their kid’s tell-all book in 30 years – “Daddy was a Weiner.”
So Ok…TONY…you had to be the biggest exhibitionist in a profession that attracts exhibitionists like cow dung attracts flies….and you’re gonna be a daddy…wow…baby Weiner…this is not your fault..OK? Not your fault…Tony you suck worse than I first believed you did…you’re an asshole on top of being bat sh*t crazy.
If Weiner had any decency he would resign in order to “spend more time with his family” – and actually mean it. Oh, and he should cancel his Twitter and Facebook accounts and defenestrate his PC.
Is defenestration anything like castration?
If he keeps up with his “Phone Phunnies” this little Weiner may be the only little Weiner, at least by the lovely Ms. Huma!
yes true