For those actual Spanish speakers, I apologize for the liberal use (and possible mis-use) of the above phrase (which I vaguely recall from a stand-up routine I heard a few years ago as being on the risque side). Yup, 15+ years in LA and I can proudly state my knowledge of Spanish goes no further than the vulgar (and this is even after living in Van Nuys, AKA North Tijuana, for a couple years). Anyway, long way of explanation before getting to the story …
Maybe I’m giving too much credence to how much my former Buckeyes neighbors love their college football, but the news of Ohio State football (ex-)star Terrelle Pryor’s exile may have given people even more of a reason to drink. Maybe the Reds underperforming this season. Maybe the Tribe’s recent losing streak after owning the AL Central since April (insert AL Central jokes here). Perhaps the realization Ohio’s not turning their financial woes around as quickly as Texas. Whatever it is, a not-so-gentle reminder drunken Ohio chicks remain as crazy as I recall.
Thirty-year-old Stephanie Robinette of Westerville pleaded guilty last month to charges of assault and obstruction of official business.
Sheriff’s officials in central Ohio’s Delaware County say she wouldn’t cooperate when deputies tried to remove her from a car. They say she told them she was a breast-feeding mother and then exposed part of her chest, spraying them with milk.
There are many surprising lessons in pregnancy and early parenting for fathers… and the squirting boob is one of them.
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What udder idiocy.
Cookie.
A re-title for this post would be, “From the Mind of Threedonian Men!”
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“Cookie.”
With milk?
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That should be cookie-worthy, too!
No, dunk driving is against the law.
That, Doc, is worth a cookie!
Hershey Blossom for “The International”!
Tink, I guess you are right. Doc has now become the International Man of Mystery! Our Man in the Orient, as it were.
Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of the Orient?
The hell if I know…
The Shadow knows! Mwahahaha!
What was Salma Hayak doing in central Ohio? They are doing amazing things with booking photos these days.
Tantalizing the farmers no doubt!
A real class act.
You’ll be happy to know Eric, that if you put Échele leche into google right now (I wanted to know what the hell it meant) this page is the ringer #1 location that pops up.
What’s Google? We’re a Bing family.
I use Google+, Gmail, iGoogle and just got an Android HTC today. Kind of a Google fan I guess.
great tits