A New Jersey woman, has been arrested for selling sex while working at Dunkin Donuts in Rockaway, New Jersey:
Ordering “extra sugar” at the Dunkin’ Donuts along Route 46 in Rockaway Township apparently got you more than just a sweet cup of coffee.
Police say 29-year-old Melissa Redmond, of nearby Mine Hill, was arrested for selling sex while working late night shifts at the store after soliciting sex from a undercover officer.
Police Det. Sgt. Kyle Schwarzmann said Redmond would go out to cars in the parking lot and spend 15 to 20 minutes in the vehicles.
“Whatever sexual act you want, there was a price for it,” says Schwarzmann.
The jokes of course are endless as I’m sure we’ll find out in the comments.
And while the cop was being solicited his partner was inside cleaning out the donuts!
Indeed – this is pretty much the dream stakeout assignment for a cop, no?
That’s what I’m saying.
Cream-filleds are no laughing matter, Floyd.
New meaning to dunkin’ the doughnut.
Cookie, er, glazed old fashioned?
Glazed – thanks!
Don’t even ask how they make the donut holes.
Donut holes are NOT donuts. They simply indicate where a dount USED to be!
Well according to that logic, what we call donut holes aren’t really holes either!
Tink!
If it was me, I’d order the “Look skank, just let me order my f*cking coffee” special.
With tip o’ the Celtics cap to Denis Leary, coffee-flavored coffee, too. None of that maple-crunch crap.
Fritz and the “krueller mystery” has finally been solved.
Tink, are you saying I carry a sign that says, “Will be a John for donuts”?
Well, as they say in the advertising industry: Donuts sell!
Probably the most twisted thing I’ve heard involving cops and donuts since the story from my hometown. Apparently this guy was arrested for being drunk in public or something, and was let out of the police station’s drunk tank in the morning in a very bad mood. He walked two blocks to a Dunkin Donuts (I think I even know which Dunkin Donuts it was), bought a dozen glazed, walked back to the police station, and started hurling the doughnuts at the first guy in a uniform to come out of the front door.
No surprise he was promptly arrested again.
Did they eat the doughnuts,Jake?