Kriskey found this in the 3D storage shed. We’re thinking, it was off the cover of your first humidor?
Have a great day, and may your year be filled with krullers, filled krullers, and all manner of good stuff.
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Hey, fritz! It’s your birthday!
Wake up, old-timer!
Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday, Fritz. We grow too soon oldt, und too late schmardt.
Happy Birthday mein freund. It’s nice to see you helped combat childhood asthma with your line of cigars for children. Was Teddy Roosevelt a customer?
Good one, Matt!
Stick a stoggy in that man’s mouth!
I think perhaps I spelled stoagy wrong. Matt, if that’s not a stoagy in your mouth, my apologies!
Scott, were you too drunk to make it to your charity function?
Have a wonderful birthday, fritz.
I absolutely love this guy. He’s a science teacher, and he’s done several of these kinds of things. In this latest installment of his Youtube series, he explains how EMP weapons work, and the VERY REAL threat they pose to our country.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KycGbvQxgEc
Also it’s just fun playing “Spot the clip”
-fritz- any coincidence that they dropped the bomb on Nagasaki the same day you were born? Have a great birthday and stay away from the Spearment Rhino.
I don’t know, Outlaw. There must be some correlation. It’s also the anniversary of Nixon resigning, and the Manson murders. Disaster, anyone?
Happy Birthday Fritz. Just think, when you were a lad we would have had to chisel out all these well wishes on stone tablets and deliver them via Mammoth.
But, by then it was the new, improved, eco-friendly mammoth!
Happy happy birthday!
Birthday boy’s still amongst the missing (looks like your warning came too late, Outlaw)? Mike, please yell louder.
Sometimes he wanders off into another thread.
HEY FRITZ!!!
I’ll give him an hour before I start combing the older posts.
Sorry folks. I slept in a little later today. Mrs.-fritz- is off today, so I didn’t get up at 4 a.m. like usual! Next time, I’ll leave my hearing aids in so I can hear you yell!
Hoch Der Fritzie!
http://www.didntyouhear.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/stpauligirl.jpg
Oh, Mommy! (*)(*)
Hey,David,maybe that’s where Fritz is!
Herrzlichen Gluckwunsch zum Geburtstag, -fritz-!!
Hey Rufus,
The only axe my husband owns is the one he uses to split firewood.
As for baseball, we’re a Twins family. (I don’t want to hear anything about that, Sox boy.) There’s a picture of my grandfather and his brothers on a wall at Target field so I think we’d be thrown out of the family if we didn’t root for the Twinkies.
Not sure if this link will work, but here’s my grandpa (the pitcher, in the sweater) and my great-uncles:
http://dft.ba/-ninebrothersballteam
This wall is near the Town Ball Tavern.
Very cool! My grandpa played semi-pro ball too, but he got married when he turned 18 and had to get a job with a more consistent paycheck.
I was a big Rod Carew supporter. And I liked Kirby Puckett too. He died way too young.
So then, you, your husband and I can all agree on one thing; we hate the Tigers!
Verbanten de skeeta de holowitz!
Don’t ask me what that means, Rufus. I used to hear it a lot from the mouth of an old Swede that worked in the railroad shop when I was 18 years old. That is what it sounded like, and it sounded like some sort of curse, so your guess is as good as nmine.
Thank you for das Deutche birthday greeting!
I think it means “Damn the dirty…” something. Can’t make out the last part.
Maybe “hure” with an adjective?
Many happy returns of the day, Fritz, and I hope your birthday cake is German Chocolate.
Some people with whom Fritz shares a birthday;Rod Laver,Ken Norton,Deion Sanders,Whitney Houston…and his one year older lookalike,Sam Elliot!
-fritz-: A Birthday Clerihew
-fritz-
Should be putting on the Ritz.
Starting his next year with ale and grog.
Alles Gute zum Geburtstag!
Sehr klug, Stacie.Make.Do!
Very unique Stacie. Mixing two languages in one Clarihew! Thank you!
Maybe Fritz and Magnus are doing a NJ doughnut run.
The Burns to my Allen, the Astaire to my Rogers – have a wonderful birthday, Fritzie, dear.
“What do you call a German with a sense of humor?
HERR-LARIOUS”
Rhubarb for that one, Tink.
The Sonny to your Cher.
The Boris to your Natasha.
Your monkey to his banana! Naw…that sounds nasty. Scratch that one!
Damn dirty birthday ape!
Arghhh!
The Michelle to my Barack? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Thank you Gracie!
How about another?
“Heard about the new German-Chinese restaurant?
The food is great, but an hour later, you’re hungry for power.”
Love it!
Have you heard about the restaurant NASA just built on the moon?
The food is great, but there’s no atmosphere.
And a great big stein o beer for the lady. Very funny
How debonair you look today, Fritzie, you are right – your mustache is lovely!
Shucks, ma’am y’all gonna make me blush!
August 9,1969: Sharon Tate and four others at Roman Polanski’s home in LA were slaughtered by the “Family” of Charles Manson.Perhaps I should say five others…Sharon Tate’s unborn child was cut out of her womb(by Susan Atkins,I believe).I remember this story vividly,at the young age of 11.And Manson,age 76,lives on.
What does a woman say when her German husband comes home?
“HI,HUN!”
Fritz has been busy,ok?
http://www.adweek.com/adfreak/lynx-billions-94017
OK, It’s the 27th anniversary of my 39th birthday…Here I am…I’m outing myself as a real human today. Then back to the Colonel later. This is me withing the last year.
Eat your hearts out girls…I’m already taken!withing=within.
Please, my kingdom for an edit button!
You look taller without your monocle.
You don’t look like a -fritz- to me, but I guess you’d be asking for trouble if your screen name was Fabio.
How about “Mr. I’m-better-looking-than-Robert-Redford”?
Actually, I think you’re right Stacie. He’s looking emaciated these days!
Happy birthday to Herr Colonel (who appears to have dressed down for the occasion). Have a big mug of Bavarian bier on me.
Newsweek sucks, Newsweek sucks, Newsweek sucks. Oh, and did I mention that Newsweek sucks?
If I was her, I’d sue!
I haven’t seen a Newsweek in so long, I thought they’d folded and gone the way of the dinosaur.
Yeah. The editors making the QueenofRage hashtag for twitter really showcases their professionalism.
Aw,Fritz,you look just like Harry Reid!
Stick and stones..and you look like Ms. Pelosi! Nyaw!
(Glad I’m nowhere near Nevada at this moment…)
Jimmy,who cares?Newsweek is so thin now I couldn’t even finish wiping my ass with it after a teeny dump.
Tonk Shot for Scott M!
It matters because anyone who walks into a grocery store this week will see that picture and probably remember it. This kind of propaganda works, even on people who don’t buy the magazine.
Agreed Jimmy. It’s like the question, “When did you quit beating your wife?” There is no good answer, and yet the question is out there for all to hear, and be remembered, if only in the subconscious!
Sadly, far too many in the electorate do cast their ballots based on superficial conditions.
Exactly. Think about how the media has played up Obama as handsome, dashing and brilliant, and compare it to that photo of Bachmann and the accompanying title. If that’s all you knew about the two of them, who would you cast your vote for?
How is Coach Joe doing,Eric?Heard he took a lick.
I hope he recuperates and gets back to what he loves soon!
Italian tough. Still, fortunately the receiver’s only 5’7″ and a buck-fifty-something.
Oh and on a sidenote; listening to NPR this morning Barney Frank was on talking about budgets. When the interviewer asked him if the Democrats would be willing to compromise on entitlements (after mentioning the Republicans willingness to compromise on Defense), Frank immediately yelled at the guy that Defense is a much larger part of the budget than Medicare and Social Security doesn’t count because its “self financing”.
You can listen here, this comes in at about the 4 minute mark:
http://www.npr.org/2011/08/09/139234858/u-s-can-no-longer-afford-to-be-worlds-policemen?ft=1&f=139234858
Thank you everybody for the good wishes. Much appreciated coming from the disfunctional side of my friends and family!
And a big thanks to Wankette for the unique picture. I never knew there were cigars of that label!
We put the “fun” in “dysfunctional!”
I was thinking that y’all punt da funk in dysfunktional!
Typos! punt=put. This ain’t football!
It’s a good thing the “c” key is nowhere near the “p” key or your typo would have got you in a lot of trouble.
Don’t give him any ideas – you know how he likes to live on the edge.
I have never used the c word in my life!
well except toward Hillary.Just another reason for the serfs to get an “Edit” button!An Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. “Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on your back, what would you like?” said the prison guard to the Englishman just before lashing him. The English man, being a bit of a cricket fan, asked for linseed oil. When they lashed him on a post and let him go to catch his flight back to London he groaned and crawled to the airport. Next came the German. “Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on your back, what would you like?” said the prison guard. “Nothing” said the German and, after receiving his lashes spat on the ground, called the prison guards Schisers and started off towards the airport. The guards then came to the Irishman. “Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, what would you like?” “Oh,” replied the Irishman, “I`ll take the German.”
That’s funny! Not very PC, but funny!
God, you’re old, Fritz.
Thank you…thank you very much! And Elvis has now left the building!
Kyle Smith has a pretty good roundup of the commentary on Obama’s pathetic downgrade speech: http://kylesmithonline.com/?p=8384
I think that that speech might end up being the straw that broke the camel’s back for the current administration. Our economy is in shambles, our credit rating is the worst it’s been since 1941, and Obama’s response is to go to a big birthday party, show up late for his speech and then he delivers…that?! I don’t see how anyone other than the most hardcore idealogue can keep defending him now.
Thanks for linking that, Jimmy. Really great, and true and OUCH.
>>I don’t see how anyone other than the most hardcore idealogue can keep defending him now.>>
Granting you “O, BarryO …” powers for the week with that one.
Always late to the party, is there any cake left? Has -fritz- left for his teutonic knights birthday party yet? Keep having a gud ein herr -fritz-!
Jawohl, und danke Herr Goatnerd!
That is a typo, GH! I seriously did not intend for that to show up as Goatnerd! It is funny, however, as I am busy laughing my A off at the moment! My apologies!
Wait…
Did -fritz- say he is really Elvis?!?
Not really! I feel like him sometimes! lol!
Because I’m feeling left out.
Dies sind einige zufällige Deutsch Wörter
Danke, Herr Doktor! Random, eh? LOL!
I don’t know what auto-translator you used, but fire it!
That’s why Bing said it was just “random words”!
Says exactly what I mean
Now that Mrs.-fritz- is in bed for a 4 a.m. get-up for work, I’ll tell you all what I really think! I love every one of you and feel honored to have you as friends! Thanks for keeping me as humble as is humanly possible for me to feel, and for your input into my somewhat richer life for having known you all! Now that I’ve opened up, it’s back to the “camp” and ze Colonel!
Back at ya’, -fritz-! I’m a better man for having made your acquaintance!
Thanks, Rufus. Me too!
You’re sweet (“somewhat” richer?), hope you had a great birthday!
Oh, all right, “Filthily richer!” Filthily is a new word I just made up!