Bring a toy, get a lap dance… from CBS Chicago
If you’re a stingy, Scroogey type at Christmas, the Admiral Theatre has an incentive for you to change your ways.
Yes, that Admiral Theatre.
Beginning Monday and continuing through Saturday, the Admiral is offering a free lap dance to anyone who donates an unused, unwrapped toy.
But you won’t get extra attention if you clear off the shelves at the toy store and come to the Admiral with a big sack on your back. The limit is one lap dance per customer.
The campaign was launched last year. The Onion A.V. Club reports the Admiral had customer participation in its service events drop, and wanted to provide an incentive for people to get involved again.
Alternate NSFW post title: Toys For Twats
(sorry Mom!)
I guess it was obvious, wasn’t it?
Cookie alert!
Tollhouse for Mr. Turbo.
Sounds more like Mr. Turbo needs a good spanking, except he’d probably like it too much!
gotta wonder how liberally they interpret “unused, unwrapped toy” – could be one helluva lap dance.
(why do I suspect this thread is going to go totally downhill?)
They usually do go downhill, I think this one already started at the bottom. So that means things (!) will only rise from here.
+69
TWSS
So who’s sitting on Santa’s lap?
Vixen
Downhill,Stosh?I can put this thread at rock bottom with 2 words: “Dallas Cowboys”!
Now here’s a Lap dance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wf868_AwB4
Is that a jack in the box sitting in your lap, sir?