Here’s another one for Stosh… first we had gun in rectum (rectum? Hell! nearly killed him!!), double vaginas… now we have gold in another kind of mine…
South Korean customs officials say they have arrested eight men over a scheme to allegedly smuggle gold out of the country by hiding it in their rectums.
The Korea Customs Service said Monday the men allegedly transformed $260,000 in gold bars into small beads and smuggled them in their rectums to Japan two times in 2010 to avoid import taxes.
South Korea says Japanese custom officials caught the men on their second attempt and sent them home after imposing fines. Later, one of the suspects allegedly orchestrated an unsuccessful bid to smuggle gold bars from Mongolia to Hong Kong using a similar method.
Meanwhile, South Korean officials gathered evidence against them at home. They say the suspects recently admitted to the smuggling after initial denials.
Like the man sang… “…It’s the ultimate enticement, It’s the smuggler’s blues….”
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“I tell ya, he ’bout s**t a brick when we pulled him over…”
As Andrew Sullivan would say,”There’s gold in them thar hills!”
He works the brown seam that Sullivan
He sure does sink a lot of shafts…
I’m surprised at the dearth of comments on the two vaginas and gold stuffed rear posts.. either Threedonians are slipping or I have finally reached the “Maginot Line” at which decent folks stop.
Most of them came over the weekend and/or holiday so most of the folks weren’t around, I’d wager. I hadn’t read this one until today (that photo is unbelievable), maybe these guys can be pen pals with ole pistol butt. Regarding the two vagina chick, if she is showing and telling at dinner parties (unlike any party I have ever attended – who does that?!), she might want to consider a career change – she would blow some poor pron producer’s mind.
Hmmmmmm…I’ve never seen it typed out as ‘mind’ before…
You’ll notice that the 3D women rarely comment on such posts. That’s easily 50% or more of the comments we normally see.
Are you saying they talk a lot?
It’s just my opinion, that’s all it is. I’ve not actually polled the lovely ladies of 3D. Stating the obvious, of course, BUT, it’s just my opinion. Make of it what you will. Just make sure Tink doesn’t see it; she’s making a hashbrown casserole for breakfast! If she sees this, she’ll throw it right into the trash.
ISWYDT!
I’ll have to look, I’m not sure about that statistic, Magnus. With so few females as regular commenters versus males, that seems a little high. And I am not as vindictive as all that, you can still have your casserole – with a lot of secret spice thrown in.
It was Floyd’s fault. He set me up. I’m just an innocent responder.
Why didn’t they just ingest it?
Maybe it’s hard to regurgitate. Not everyone is Houdini and can cough up a handcuff key on command. Nature WILL return this gold.
Who said anything about regurgitation? Elemental gold is inert and indigestible. All thing things must pass…