Christ Driving the Money Changers From the Temple by El Greco
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Yes, I know. Way early, but it’s coffee and donuts, and insomnia! Might as well feed it!
I need Coffee! FYI if people are expecting cool new documentaries on the bible and the main Man history channel has none o offer from what in old tell:(
The History/Discovery Channels tell it like they see it, which always leaves me with the lingering question, “Why do they bother?” A little abomination tossed into the stew of Christianity to make the whole thing totally wrong, from their point of view! My ears bleed everytime they start off to tell, “The True Story Of Jesus!” What they tell is usually a very poorly crafted pack of lies!
Watching History Channel Jesus Docs will make one know less about Jesus usually.
Steph… I think your voice to text software has dyslexia also.
Interesting painting, but way too stylized. Everyone is in such a “classical” pose, the scene seems robbed of some emotional power.
S’pose one of those guys in the lower right was “The Greek,” himself?
Looks as if other things, besides money changing, were going on there. The one gal, walking away, barely had time to get her clothes on.
Heidy, heidy, heidy, ho folks.
Can I please go back to bed?
Heidy heidy heidy ho!
Nicely played not putting an apostrophe before your final “heidy.” Skibbity-bee, skibbity-bee …
Oy yoi yoi yoi yoi yoi
skoodley hoo, skoodley hoo, skoodley skoodley skoodley hoo!
OoooooooooooWhup!
Boobity bop du waw!
Skeedle a booka diki biki skeedly beeka gookity woop
A booriki booriki booriki Hoy
Hogamus, higamus, men are polygamous.
Higamous, hogamus, women, monogamous.
-Ogden anash
That’s Ogden Nash.
I love O.N.
The Fly
The Lord in His wisdom made the fly
And then forgot to tell us why.
Ogden Nash
To keep your marriage brimming
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you’re wrong, admit it;
Whenever you’re right, shut up. – Ogden Nash
Fleas
Adam
Had’em – Ogden Nash
Behold the hippopotamus!
We laugh at how he looks to us,
And yet in moments dank and grim,
I wonder how we look to him.
Peace, peace, thou hippopotamus!
We really look all right to us,
As you no doubt delight the eye
Of other hippopotami. – Ogden Nash
The Giraffe
I beg you children do not laugh
When you survey a tall giraffe.
It’s hardly sporting to attack
A beast that cannot answer back.
Now you and I have shorter necks,
But we can talk of gin and sex;
He has a trumpet for a throat
And cannot blow a single note.
It isn’t that his voice he hoards;
He hasn’t any vocal cords.
I wish for him, and for his wife,
A voluble girafter life.
~ON
Skibbety bee, Skibbety bee
Careful Rufus. That was so poorly crafted, even I understood what you meant!
Cookie for you, however!
Ever get the feeling that some of us are singing Minnie the Moocher and the old farts are singing a different tune?
Hi de ho
Hi de hi
Gonna get me a piece of the sky
Gonna get me some of that old sweet roll
Singing hi de hi de hi de hi de hooooo.
Holy cow, goozer, I had no idea you could sing!
Hmmmmmmmmm…deja vu all over again…
Sadly like conversations becoming with my Alzheimer’s-ridden grandmother.
A kiddley divey, too.
Wouldn’t you?
Por vous?
Mareseydotes!!
Doseydotes!
And they swam and they swam right over that dam!
And little lambs eat ivy.
I had a 10-peat on Saturday night, and I can’t remember if I bragged about it. I thought I did, but I can’t find the post so here’s me telling y’all again. I don’t get to brag much, so forgive me?
I know it counts more if it’s in the middle of a busy day, but I’ve never been that fast on my feet, so if it happens when everyone is either asleep or at the bar, so be it.
Screenshot.
That screenshot looks like a Photoshop job to me!
Just kidding. Congrats!
Test comment.
Apparently 3D doesn’t like me these days…
Thanks for rescuing me from the spaminator, Floyd @Threedonia.
Sorry for any double postings from me, y’all. No one really needed to hear what I said the first time, much less more than once!
Shhhhhh! If -fritz finds out we have a spaminator he’ll demand to know why we’ve been depriving him of his favorite lunchmeat!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anwy2MPT5RE&t=1m5s
I actually prefer albatross as long as it’s fully cooked!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_u7VGiMO0U
Just in case anyone thinks I forgot the bacon…it’s here and hot from the frying pan…along with some fresh coffee!
MMMMMMMmmmmm…
http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/0912/bacon-bacon-heaven-demotivational-poster-1260366674.jpg
“Ohhh, My! That looks good.”
-Taken from the George Takei playbook.
THAT’S the STUFF!
Excellent! *sigh* My “house frau” reminds me that I am what I eat . . .
Oink for us Magnus!
Traffic is down today….
Boobs!
Trayvon Martin!
Russian women!
Health care!
Free porn!
And, of course, the nuclear option:
Evidence that Bush planned 9/11!
of course he did….who else but the stupidest person alive could plan, execute, and totally get away with the most televised terrorist attack ever?
Have some
Don’t care
Do they do toilets?
I’ve got some band aids in a drawer, that’s a better offer than you’ll get from Mr Obama
OK then, we’ll go with boobies!
http://dft.ba/-2i7O
“I’m confident that the Supreme Court will not take what would be an unprecedented, extraordinary step of overturning a law that was passed by a strong majority of a democratically elected Congress,”
- President Asshat
Bwwwwwwaaaaahaaahahahahaahahaha!
Pot? Kettle…kettle? Pot. Now that you two have met, lets discuss colors.
Potist! Kettleist!
If the SCOTUS takes the whole thing down, which they should since not even the Congress read the whole thing or even knew what was in it. Which lack of action makes the whole thing unConstitutional, that would mean that all of Nancy Pelosi’s and Harry Reid’s body of work was a collosal abortion! Good entry for future history books…”Reid and Pelosi make an abortion, presided over by a marxist racebaiter and pivotman!”
Holy cow…talk about trashed sentence structure! I must have been asleep when I wrote that!
Well, poo…that could have gone better. Oh well, at least we made the championship. Gratz to UK for a well played game.
The ‘hawks never gave up…good for them!
Well, this is news, good bad or indifferent.
http://www.moneynews.com/Headline/fed-debt-Treasury/2012/03/28/id/434106?s=al&promo_code=E92C-1
More on Trayvon. Seems like the MSM edited Zimmerman’s 911 call making him sound like a racist! Typical tactics!
http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/nbc-trayvon-investigation/2012/04/01/id/434455
Mr. Mighty Skip was our winner this year in the Threedonia bracket challenge. So Skip just send me an email over at gmail at drschplatt and I’ll get your amazon gift card prize to you!
Congratulations, Skip!