Because, after three years, why makes you think I’d get it right this time?
Hope it was happy, and that you had a few of these. Or, whatever.
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I already wished you a HB, Kit!! But here’s another. One can never have too too many good wishes.
(Don’t smoke! I quit. You can, too.)
Here’s one:
Pets
Freshen up your dog by lightly dampening a microfiber cloth with water and wiping over its fur. If your cat or dog needs to get the gunk out of its eyes, a microfiber cloth will do the job nicely. And if your pet, like a miniature schnauzer, gets a dirty beard after eating, the cloth will remove that food crud. [And it will give Fido cancer].
Microfiber cloths also cause German Measles (sorry fritz). The white man gave them to the indians to kill them off. They told them the cloths were great for wiping off war paint.
How much time does it usually take to train cats and dogs to wipe the gunk out of their eyes?
Well, you kinda have to tuck the cloth in between their little toes for them. No opposable thumbs. Floyd just throws his cats away when they get gunk on them.
This is great! So far I’ve learned how to spread German Measles and cancer!
Now spread the word. #o#
I know, Matt! I never hasd the German measles either…but got the red ones(damn commies)!
Duct tape does all of those things as well — plus, it can reattach limbs and tails.
And cover the mouth of your favorite liberal!
but does it spread measles and cancer?
No, since it is typically a single-use agent, the nasty stuff stays put! And if/when Fido/Fluffy/Freddy the Freeloader succumbs to whatever pathogens it was trying to spread, you can simply wrap it up with more duct tape and drop it in the landfill!
It is my understanding that the same methods can be used when dealing with dead hookers.
You misspelled ‘experience’, Tink…
Now why in the world would I have experience with dead hookers, gooz?
Why indeed?
Funny.
Nobody puts Tink in a corner, um – I mean, cage!
Did someone say “dead hookers”?
NOW it makes sense. It is the death part that makes them hookers.
We’re sailing now!
Be like this guy,Kit!
http://wreg.com/2012/11/08/deadbeat-dad-with-25-kids-owes-thousands-of-dollars/
Happy Birthday again, Kit.
Oh, so Kit gets two birthday threads now?
Teacher’s pet.
Alfalfa and Miss Crabtree
ROTFL!
Breakfast!
http://trendsupdates.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/cc30-canada.jpg
Love those whole grains.
Happy late birthday, fellow Browncoat! This election brings to mind a quote from Cap. Reynolds: “It may have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.”
“It may have been the losing side. Still not convinced it was the wrong one.”
So true.
“Take my love.
Take my land.
Take me where I cannot stand.
I don’t care.
I’m still free.
You can’t take the sky from me.
…
Burn the land and boil the sea.
You can’t the sky from me.
…
There’s no place I can’t since I found Serenity.”
No matter what … They can’t stop the signal. Shiny!
http://youtu.be/D7vS4z6ngQo
Ooops … forgot the ‘be’… not so ‘shiny’…
I didn’t say Happy Birthday yesterday, so *I* am glad for the 2nd chance
Happy birthday! When I get discouraged about the future I think of you and my kids and I have hope. Stay who you are.
Hold up the White Man’s Burden
http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/333030/way-forward-charles-krauthammer
Smooch,Jimmy C!
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-505245_162-57547570/washington-voters-approve-gay-marriage/
You wish.
Yeah, they approved pot legalization, too, and Seattle PD have already announced that starting in December, they’re not going to be able to arrest anyone for possession anymore. Only a matter of time before this area turns into an even bigger cesspool. The wife and I are already discussing other states we might want to move to. Not sure I’m willing to raise my kid in the San Francisco of the NW.
On the upside, we finally voted in charter schools in WA state, so that’s at least one victory for common sense. I’ll take what I can get.
Sounds like Vancouver,BC….never seen so many panhandlers and bums(except DT Memphis!)
Happy belated birthday, Kit!
Darn it Wanks! Now yet another belated birthday post and I’m here trying to preserve the integrity and sanctity of the “Birthday song” I award to each. Now I’ve been forced to present it twice to Kit, although he is deserving of “it”…twice!
Happy Birthday Kit, and here’s your stinking Birthday Song, yet again!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-28jAoTPFw
I called my Congressman’s office this morning in DC to pat them on the back for his win. While I was at it I told the secretary that a clear path to victory still exists if we impeach Obama for his horrid mishandling of Benghazi, have Joe Biden declared insane, then install John Boehner as President! After she got off the floor from laughing, she said it sounds like a plan that might work. In the meanwhile, she did say that a full investigation of Benghazi is already in the works for the House. GO HOUSE!
Oh yeah…coffee, coughing, clammy, and crapping tired of this being sick stuff!
My newlywed brother just shared this email he recieved:
“Bill/Dave:
Since the election and talking to other people I cannot buy the plane at the current price. I know it is a good deal but with the 48 coming up next year and that cost being between 2-300k it is too much to spend on that old of an airplane. i expect the economy to turn downward for at least the next 12 months and feel that the price is too high.”
Forward!
Obama isn’t talking about “forward” to a better economy. He never was. He could start making moves that would turn the economy around today, this minute, but he won’t do it because it’ll get in the way of his real agenda: more spending, more regulations, more government. He’ll keep feeding the beast, even if it means starving the rest of us.
I know – I added the ‘Forward’ but forgot the /sarc tag.
Happy Birthday, Kit!
Happy Friday, everyone!
After reading yet another column claiming that Hispanics are natural allies of the Republican party, who would be happy to vote for the conservative candidate who promised to ignore those silly imaginary lines some call ‘borders,’ I got to thinking.
The evidence for this view is that Hispanics tend to be social conservatives–and, although Heather Mac Donald presents a lot of data to the contrary, I’ll assume that’s the case.
You know what other group is more conservative on many social issues, ranging from school choice to gay marriage? Blacks. They must be the Republican Party’s natural constituents, too.
That’s what Eric argues. Blacks and Hispanics should be flocking to the Republican party from those horrible (not at all) Democrats.
I only say it because I’m right, and not my fault the GOP hasn’t figured out how to tap into it. Continue to mock and don’t trust just me, though. Here’s someone who’s far better at explaining things than I.
Wow! After listening to Zo I really don’t like the Libertarians who defeated Mia Love in Utah. Hey, Mia! Come on out to Virginia, I’ll get back into the political thing and crawl through broken glass to vote for you for Governor of this Commonwealth in 2013.
George Allen … go find a farm somewhere and raise sheep.
A-men! Now where’s a reply from BarryO?
Lockstep voting with Dems of poor minorities shows the poor quality of those school districts. And that over half the electorate could vote for O or sit out shows the low quality of American education in general.
They had a mock vote for students last week online, where they clicked on the photo of who they wanted to vote for. Most voted for O. Figures … the only thing they learn at home is to vote for him.
Yes, just shows you what they are exposed to. My seven year old son was surprised that Obama won because he didn’t know anyone who liked him or said anything good about him. Of course, his mother usually doesn’t have anything good to say and occasionally listens to talk radio hosts who don’t have much good to say about him either.
Seem to recall some history teachers in our midst, so thought they, as well as our non-Commentarama readers, would appreciate the latest column over there.
Wow! He speaks for me!
I recently vented my spleen at a Ron Paul-supporting friend of mine. She calls herself a conservative, but she refused to vote for anyone who isn’t Gary Johnson. Then, the morning after the election, she had the nerve to smugly post on FB that the Republican party needs to follow Ron Paul in lockstep if they ever want to win another election. I lost it. I told her that it was like a draft dodger visting a wounded soldier in the hospital and telling him that he should have fought harder.
I think I’m more pissed off at people like her than I am at the schmucks who voted for Obama. Liberals can always be depended on to be liberals- they’d vote for Joe Stalin as long as he kept giving out free stuff to people and calling it compassion. But libertarians, who understand full well the consequences of big government, should really have known better than to treat this election like their own personal shit-fit. If you sit out a battle because your general isn’t perfect, don’t complain when the other side rolls right over you.
If you sit out a battle because your general isn’t perfect, don’t complain when the other side rolls right over you.
That about covers it!
What Jimmy said!