God bless the folks running the Alamo Draft House for finding this little gem from the 80s, currently heating up midnight screenings from coast to coast before wide video release next month. I take full responsibility if “Against the Ninja” gets stuck in your head, too. You’ve been warned, gorgeously warned.
http://www.youtube.com/embed/VpZu69OB2KM — BANNED IN THE USA

They’re hot on your heels, Eric. It’s been blocked.
Fortunately the trailer’s available at the above link to the official site. Whew!
What Matt said. Better hunker down, Eric. I think there’s about two dozen LA County Sherrif about to escort you into
solitary confinement“protective custody” … for your own good, of course.“Against the Ninja” should have been sung by Pat Benatar.
I dunno. Don’t you and I like Pat Benatar enough to wish this song on someone like Richard Marx instead (and, yes, I know it’s female singer in the movie’s band
).
Go back and listen to it, it sounded just like a Benatar song. OK how ’bout Martika then?
Now we’re talkin’. Martika [shaking head] …
Taking the opposite Aerosmith-ian advice, and will not just press play.
I’m in Taiwan, who cares if it’s banned in the USA